From Onion News Network
The World Meteorological Association gathered one final time today to once again warn humanity about ever-increasing global temperatures.
The world experts have decided to finally call it a day after releasing millions of pages of dire warnings no one gives a shit about.
The Onion News Network has more on the last-ever global warming report.
Published: 15 Jul 2026
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