From Onion News Network
The soaring prices of gas at the petrol pump caused by Donald Trump’s Iran war is having a devastating effect on ordinary Americans.
Many are having to drink less of the delicious black nectar as a result of the crisis, as Onion News Network reports.
Published: 15 Apr 2026
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