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Tim Vine writes an anthem for Sutton United FC

U Army! (I Am You)

Tim Vine has recorded a new football anthem for his beloved Sutton United.

U Army! (I Am You) is the second track he’s written for the South London club, following Rock Your Tambourine for the Chocolate and Amber Team which he released for their 2022 appearance in the Papa John’s trophy final at Wembley.

The new track includes the lyrics: ‘If you score / We’re going score more / Sutton’s gonna catch you / Look around / Hear that sound / That’s us coming at ya.’ 

Published: 29 Aug 2025

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