Aldi: The Illumanti connection
As unearthed by Troy Hawke
Wake up sheeple! Aldi is run by the Illuminati – and the random ‘middle aisle’ provides all the evidence you need.That’s according to Troy Hawke – the elegant matinee-idol-style alter-ego of comic Milo McCabe – who has found irrefutable proof that the low-cost supermarket are ‘high street allies to the nefarious overlords’.
The threads unravelled as he realised that the seemingly odd and ever-changing collection of items in the middle aisle were a signal for future catastrophic events.
And he has detailed the chilling truth in a new video released on YouTube.
Not all heroes wear capes. Some wear velvet smoking jackets…
Published: 27 Mar 2018
