From Onion News Network
Residents of one Texan neighbourhood have breathed a sigh of relief after a SWAT team robot successfully dismantled a black man.
An evacuation order was issued after the threat was spotted in a downtown park, before law enforcement officers swooped.
Onion News Network has the story.
Published: 23 Oct 2026
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