Stand-up comedy listings. These line-ups are as accurate as we can make them, but things change, and it may be worth checking before you travel.
Annie McGrath, Matt Stellingwerf, Nina Gilligan
Date: Thu 12 Mar 2026
Venue: Manchester Frog And Bucket
Price: £12 to £16
Plus: Will Hannigan,Jack McLean
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Michelle De Swarte: The Afters
Date: Fri 13 Mar 2026
Venue: Salford Lowry
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Fri 13 Mar 2026
Venue: Manchester Opera House
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Ian Smith: Foot Spa Half Empty
Date: Fri 13 Mar 2026
Venue: Manchester Fairfield Social Club
Price: £16.50
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Alasdair Beckett-King: King of Crumbs
Date: Fri 13 Mar 2026
Venue: Liverpool Epstein Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Chris Washington, Matt Stellingwerf, Nina Gilligan
Date: Fri 13 Mar 2026
Venue: Manchester Frog And Bucket
Price: £18 to £21
Plus: Will Hannigan
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hot Water’s Green Room Podcast Live
Date: Fri 13 Mar 2026
Venue: Liverpool Hot Water Comedy Club
Price: From £15.00
Comics: Jamie Hutchinson, Tony Carroll
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Chris Washington, Matt Stellingwerf, Nina Gilligan
Date: Sat 14 Mar 2026
Venue: Manchester Frog And Bucket
Price: £21 to £24
Plus: Will Hannigan. Two shows: 4pm and 8pm
Show starts: 16:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Danny McLoughlin, John Robertson, Julian Deane
Date: Sat 14 Mar 2026
Venue: Liverpool Hot Water Comedy Club
Price: From £18.00
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 14 Mar 2026
Venue: Manchester Opera House
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 14 Mar 2026
Venue: Liverpool Olympia
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Lewis Calvert’s Variety Show
Date: Sat 14 Mar 2026
Venue: Liverpool Hot Water Comedy Club
Price: From £15.00
Plus: Lewis Calvert,Dan McCreanor,Tom Keegan,Jamie Bush,Kay Nicholson
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Victor Patrascan: Stand up Comedy in Broken English
Date: Sat 14 Mar 2026
Venue: Manchester Contact Theatre
Price: From £15.00 to £22.50
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Little Laughs
Date: Sun 15 Mar 2026
Venue: Liverpool Hot Water Comedy Club
Price: Free
Show starts: 13:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Russell Howard: Don’t Tell The Algorithm
Date: Sun 15 Mar 2026
Venue: Liverpool Empire
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 15:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
The Comedy Roast
Date: Sun 15 Mar 2026
Venue: Liverpool Hot Water Comedy Club
Price: Free
Show starts: 17:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Russell Howard: Don’t Tell The Algorithm
Date: Sun 15 Mar 2026
Venue: Liverpool Empire
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Clinton Baptiste: Spectral Intercourse
Date: Sun 15 Mar 2026
Venue: Salford Lowry
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
The Eternal Shame of Sue Perkins
Date: Sun 15 Mar 2026
Venue: Blackpool Grand
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 15 Mar 2026
Venue: Salford Lowry
Price: £23
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
MC Hammersmith: Hippity Hoppity Get Off My Property
Date: Mon 16 Mar 2026
Venue: Liverpool The Slaughter House
Price: £17.50
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Beat the Frog
Date: Mon 16 Mar 2026
Venue: Manchester Frog And Bucket
Price: £5 to £8
New act challenge with pro MC Danny McLoughlin
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Garth Marenghi’s This Bursted Earth
Date: Wed 18 Mar 2026
Venue: Southport The Atkinson
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Luke and Pete Talking Sheet Podcast Live
Date: Wed 18 Mar 2026
Venue: Manchester Frog And Bucket
Price: £22
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 18 Mar 2026
Venue: Chorley Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 18 Mar 2026
Venue: Carlisle Old Fire Station Arts Centre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Work in progress
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 19 Mar 2026
Venue: Liverpool Hot Water Comedy Club Seel Street
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Thu 19 Mar 2026
Venue: Liverpool Hot Water Comedy Club
Price: £17
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 19 Mar 2026
Venue: Liverpool Hot Water Comedy Club
Price: £19
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 19 Mar 2026
Venue: Liverpool Hot Water Comedy Club
Price: £14
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
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