Stand-up comedy listings. These line-ups are as accurate as we can make them, but things change, and it may be worth checking before you travel.
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Fri 5 Sep 2025
Venue: Lancaster Grand Theatre
Price: £20
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Fri 12 Sep 2025
Venue: Chorley Theatre
Price: £20
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Fri 17 Oct 2025
Venue: Kendal Brewery Arts Centre
Price: £23
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Sat 18 Oct 2025
Venue: Darwen Library Theatre
Price: £21.50
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Sat 21 Feb 2026
Venue: Salford Lowry
Price: £24.50
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Mon 9 Jun 2025
Venue: Manchester O2 Apollo
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Only Fools And Horses The Musical
Date: Mon 9 Jun 2025
Venue: Liverpool Empire
Price: £13 to £85
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Beat the Frog
Date: Mon 9 Jun 2025
Venue: Manchester Frog And Bucket
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
New act challenge with MC Rob Mulholland
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Tue 10 Jun 2025
Venue: Manchester O2 Apollo
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Only Fools And Horses The Musical
Date: Tue 10 Jun 2025
Venue: Liverpool Empire
Price: £13 to £85
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Caitlin Cook - The Writing on the Stall
Date: Tue 10 Jun 2025
Venue: Manchester Frog And Bucket
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Plus: Caitlin Cook
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Only Fools And Horses The Musical
Date: Wed 11 Jun 2025
Venue: Liverpool Empire
Price: £13 to £85
Two shows: 2.30pm and 7.30pm
Show starts: 14:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 11 Jun 2025
Venue: Liverpool Hot Water Comedy Club
Price: From £35
Two shows: 7pm and 9.30pm
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Roast Battle League
Date: Wed 11 Jun 2025
Venue: Manchester Frog And Bucket
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
With Jordan Ducharme, Michael Mannion
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Jimmy Dore
Date: Thu 12 Jun 2025
Venue: Manchester Academy
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Thu 12 Jun 2025
Venue: Liverpool Hot Water Comedy Club
Price: From £35
Two shows: 7pm and 9.30pm
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 12 Jun 2025
Venue: Carlisle Brickyard
Price: £8.50
Mick Tickner, Rachel Hough, Jack Kelly, Jack Wilson
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Only Fools And Horses The Musical
Date: Thu 12 Jun 2025
Venue: Liverpool Empire
Price: £13 to £85
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 12 Jun 2025
Venue: Manchester Frog And Bucket
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Plus: Faizan Shah,Jamie Allerton,Alfie Carter
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 13 Jun 2025
Venue: Liverpool Philharmonic Hall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Only Fools And Horses The Musical
Date: Fri 13 Jun 2025
Venue: Liverpool Empire
Price: £13 to £85
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 13 Jun 2025
Venue: Darwen Library Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 13 Jun 2025
Venue: Poynton Workmens Club
Price: £13.50
Manford's Comedy Club. Plus: Harry Stachini, Gill Gee
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 13 Jun 2025
Venue: Manchester Frog And Bucket
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Plus: Faizan Shah,Jordan Ducharme
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Jeff Dunham: Artifical Intelligence
Date: Sat 14 Jun 2025
Venue: Manchester Co-Op Live
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
5 Mistakes That Changed History
Date: Sat 14 Jun 2025
Venue: Chester Storyhouse
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Stuart Mitchell: Tips Not Included
Date: Sat 14 Jun 2025
Venue: Chester Alexander's
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 14:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Only Fools And Horses The Musical
Date: Sat 14 Jun 2025
Venue: Liverpool Empire
Price: £13 to £85
Two shows: 2.30pm and 7.30pm
Show starts: 14:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 14 Jun 2025
Venue: Manchester Frog And Bucket
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Plus: Faizan Shah, Jordan Ducharme. Two shows: 4pm and 8pm
Show starts: 16:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Justin Moorhouse: The Greatest Performance of My Life
Date: Sat 14 Jun 2025
Venue: Lancaster The Dukes
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
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