Stand-up comedy listings. These line-ups are as accurate as we can make them, but things change, and it may be worth checking before you travel.
Jessie Nixon, Steve Bugeja, Ted Hill
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Date: Wed 19 Nov 2025
Venue: The Ship Fitzrovia
Price: £5 to reserve - pay what you can at the end
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Thu 20 Nov 2025
Venue: Leicester Square Theatre
Price: £22
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Horrible Histories: Barmy Britain - Best Bits
Date: Thu 31 Jul 2025
Venue: Apollo Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 11:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Zakir Khan: Papa Yaar
Date: Thu 31 Jul 2025
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: From £3
Performed in Hindi
Show starts: 18:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Nazeem Hussain: You Paid for This
Date: Thu 31 Jul 2025
Venue: Leicester Square Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Michelle Wolf
Date: Thu 31 Jul 2025
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: From £15
Work in progress
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 31 Jul 2025
Venue: Underbelly Boulevard
Price: £18 to £26
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 31 Jul 2025
Venue: Apollo Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 31 Jul 2025
Venue: Duchess Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 31 Jul 2025
Venue: Noel Coward Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Alistair Barrie, Dinesh Nathan, Jeff Innocent, Noise Next Door
Date: Thu 31 Jul 2025
Venue: Comedy Store
Price: £10 to £20
Plus: Naomi Cooper.
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Matt Green, Michael Odewale, Slim
Date: Thu 31 Jul 2025
Venue: Arboretum
Price: £14
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 31 Jul 2025
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: £15.50
Work in progress
Show starts: 21:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Patti Harrison presents... Don't Ask: A Variety Show With Friends
Date: Thu 31 Jul 2025
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: From £18
Show starts: 21:15 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Zakir Khan: Papa Yaar
Date: Fri 1 Aug 2025
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: From £3
Performed in Hindi
Show starts: 18:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Nazeem Hussain: You Paid for This
Date: Fri 1 Aug 2025
Venue: Leicester Square Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Michelle Wolf
Date: Fri 1 Aug 2025
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: From £15
Work in progress
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 1 Aug 2025
Venue: Apollo Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 1 Aug 2025
Venue: Duchess Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 1 Aug 2025
Venue: Noel Coward Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Alistair Barrie, Dinesh Nathan, Jeff Innocent, Noise Next Door
Date: Fri 1 Aug 2025
Venue: Comedy Store
Price: £10 to £24
Plus: Naomi Cooper
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 1 Aug 2025
Venue: @sohoplace
Price: £42 to £113.75
Variously starring Lenny Henry, Sue Perkins, Jonny Donohoe and Ambika Mod. Check @sohoplace's website for schedule
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 1 Aug 2025
Venue: Tattershall Castle
Price: £18 (£14.50 concs)
Plus: Roman Harris,Ed Kear
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Kae Kurd, Michael Akadiri, Sara Barron
Date: Fri 1 Aug 2025
Venue: Arboretum
Price: £18
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Pete Gionis, Russell Hicks, Slim, Stefano Paolini
Date: Fri 1 Aug 2025
Venue: Seven Dials Club
Price: From £12
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 1 Aug 2025
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: £15.50
Work in progress
Show starts: 21:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hold On To Your Butts
Date: Sat 2 Aug 2025
Venue: Arts Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Jurassic Park parody
Show starts: 11:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Horrible Histories: Barmy Britain - Best Bits
Date: Sat 2 Aug 2025
Venue: Apollo Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 11:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 2 Aug 2025
Venue: Apollo Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 14:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 2 Aug 2025
Venue: @sohoplace
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Variously starring Lenny Henry, Sue Perkins, Jonny Donohoe and Ambika Mod. Check @sohoplace's website for schedule
Show starts: 14:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
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