Stand-up comedy listings. These line-ups are as accurate as we can make them, but things change, and it may be worth checking before you travel.
Ross Noble: Cranium of Curiosities
Date: Sat 7 Mar 2026
Venue: London Palladium
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 7 Mar 2026
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: £17 to £21
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Jason Patterson, Paul Tonkinson, Pete Gionis
Date: Sat 7 Mar 2026
Venue: Seven Dials Club
Price: From £15
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 7 Mar 2026
Venue: Arboretum
Price: £22.00
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 7 Mar 2026
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: £15 to £19
Show starts: 21:15 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 7 Mar 2026
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: From £20
Show starts: 21:15 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Andy Askins, Dane Buckley, Michael Odewale, Stephen Grant
Date: Sat 7 Mar 2026
Venue: Comedy Store
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 21:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 8 Mar 2026
Venue: Underbelly Boulevard
Price: £25 to £65
Matinee
Show starts: 14:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 8 Mar 2026
Venue: Underbelly Boulevard
Price: £25 to £65
Show starts: 18:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 8 Mar 2026
Venue: Theatre Royal Drury Lane
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Bobby Mair, Olga Koch, Steve Bugeja
Date: Sun 8 Mar 2026
Venue: O'Neill's Wardour Street
Price: £13.00
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Ray O'Leary: Laughter? I Hardly Know Her
Date: Mon 9 Mar 2026
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: From £17
Show starts: 19:15 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
The Political Party With Matt Forde
Date: Mon 9 Mar 2026
Venue: Duchess Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
The Political Party With Matt Forde
Date: Mon 9 Mar 2026
Venue: Duchess Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Mon 9 Mar 2026
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: From £21
Work in progress
Show starts: 21:15 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Tue 10 Mar 2026
Venue: Underbelly Boulevard
Price: £25 to £65
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Ray O'Leary: Laughter? I Hardly Know Her
Date: Tue 10 Mar 2026
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: From £17
Show starts: 19:15 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Darren Harriott, Eleanor Tiernan, Robert White
Date: Tue 10 Mar 2026
Venue: Arboretum
Price: £10.00
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Thor Stenhaug: One Night Stand Baby
Date: Tue 10 Mar 2026
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: From £21
Show starts: 21:15 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 11 Mar 2026
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Wed 11 Mar 2026
Venue: Apollo Theatre
Price: £24 to £143.50
Show starts: 14:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 11 Mar 2026
Venue: Underbelly Boulevard
Price: £25 to £65
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Ray O'Leary: Laughter? I Hardly Know Her
Date: Wed 11 Mar 2026
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: From £17
Show starts: 19:15 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 11 Mar 2026
Venue: Comedy Store
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Alexander Bennett, Joe Sutherland, Marlon Davis
Date: Wed 11 Mar 2026
Venue: Arboretum
Price: £10.00
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Thor Stenhaug: One Night Stand Baby
Date: Wed 11 Mar 2026
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: From £21
Show starts: 21:15 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 12 Mar 2026
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Thu 12 Mar 2026
Venue: Leicester Square Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 12 Mar 2026
Venue: London Palladium
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 12 Mar 2026
Venue: Underbelly Boulevard
Price: £25 to £65
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
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