With a heaving hamper of brand-new jokes honed like fine wine over months of his painstaking gag-making progress, this unstoppable mirth merchant returns. Once more he will exhaust laughter muscles and batter delicate sensibilities (do not bring the children, or anyone prone to getting their knickers in a twist). As always, there will be funnies and filth in roughly equal measure. And, as before, he will not stop until every last one of you in this country has come to see him. If that means another 378 dates, so be it.
Upcoming Dates
Date: Thu 15 Oct 2026
Venue: Chelmsford Theatre
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 16 Oct 2026
Venue: Ramsgate Granville Theatre
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 24 Oct 2026
Venue: Cromer Pavilion Theatre
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 30 Oct 2026
Venue: Eastbourne Devonshire Park Theatre
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 31 Oct 2026
Venue: Blackheath Halls
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 1 Nov 2026
Venue: Dudley Town Hall
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 6 Nov 2026
Venue: Holmfirth Civic Hall
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Tue 10 Nov 2026
Venue: New Brighton Floral Pavilion
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 15 Nov 2026
Venue: Sunderland The Fire Station
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 19 Nov 2026
Venue: Croydon Fairfield Halls
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 29 Nov 2026
Venue: Dundee Whitehall Theatre
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 4 Feb 2027
Venue: Trowbridge The Civic
Price: £27.50
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 4 Feb 2027
Venue: Trowbridge The Civic
Price: £27.50
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 10 Feb 2027
Venue: Aldershot Princes Hall
Price: £33.25
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 24 Feb 2027
Venue: Belfast Ulster Hall
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 8 May 2027
Venue: Dublin Vicar Street
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 23 May 2027
Venue: Colchester Charter Hall
Price: £29.50
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)