Oh for God’s sake. I have done this for 38 years. A career full of the usual stuff, telly, awards, radio. Also court cases, sacked politicians and Guinness Book of World Records certificates. You either like me or you don’t. If you don’t know what I do, ask an old person. I rant, tell jokes, sing some songs, swear a lot and urge the audience to join the comedic equivalent of the Red Army Faction. Basically don’t come if you’re a Tory unless you actually want to be a hostage. Everyone else welcome. Everyone else loved.
Upcoming Dates
Date: Thu 3 Oct 2024
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Date: Fri 4 Oct 2024
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Date: Sat 5 Oct 2024
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Date: Sun 6 Oct 2024
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Date: Wed 9 Oct 2024
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Date: Thu 10 Oct 2024
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Date: Fri 11 Oct 2024
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Date: Sat 12 Oct 2024
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Date: Sun 13 Oct 2024
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Date: Wed 23 Oct 2024
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Date: Thu 24 Oct 2024
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Date: Sun 27 Oct 2024
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Date: Wed 30 Oct 2024
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Date: Thu 31 Oct 2024
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Date: Fri 1 Nov 2024
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Date: Thu 7 Nov 2024
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Date: Fri 8 Nov 2024
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Date: Fri 15 Nov 2024
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Date: Thu 21 Nov 2024
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Date: Fri 22 Nov 2024
Venue: Aldershot West End Centre
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Date: Sat 23 Nov 2024
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Date: Sun 24 Nov 2024
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Date: Wed 27 Nov 2024
Venue: Dorchester Corn Exchange
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Date: Fri 29 Nov 2024
Venue: Bridport Electric Palace
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Date: Sat 30 Nov 2024
Venue: Falmouth Arts Centre
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Date: Sun 1 Dec 2024
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Date: Wed 4 Dec 2024
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Date: Thu 5 Dec 2024
Venue: Lyme Regis Marine Theatre
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Date: Fri 6 Dec 2024
Venue: Launceston Town Hall
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Date: Fri 6 Dec 2024
Venue: Plymouth Roland Levinsky Building
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Date: Fri 6 Dec 2024
Venue: Plymouth Roland Levinsky Building
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Date: Fri 6 Dec 2024
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Date: Sat 7 Dec 2024
Venue: Launceston Town Hall
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Date: Sun 8 Dec 2024
Venue: Southsea Wedgewood Rooms
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Date: Wed 11 Dec 2024
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Date: Thu 12 Dec 2024
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Date: Fri 13 Dec 2024
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Date: Sat 14 Dec 2024
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Date: Thu 23 Jan 2025
Venue: Liverpool Playhouse
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Date: Wed 29 Jan 2025
Venue: Stornoway An Lanntair Arts Centre
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Date: Sat 1 Feb 2025
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Date: Wed 5 Feb 2025
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Date: Fri 7 Feb 2025
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Date: Sat 8 Feb 2025
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Date: Thu 13 Feb 2025
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Date: Sat 15 Feb 2025
Venue: Aberystwyth Arts Centre
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Date: Sun 16 Feb 2025
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Price: £20.50
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Date: Tue 18 Feb 2025
Venue: Colchester Arts Centre
Price: £20.00
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Date: Thu 20 Feb 2025
Venue: Brighton Komedia
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Date: Sat 22 Feb 2025
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Date: Wed 26 Feb 2025
Venue: Exeter Phoenix Arts Centre
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Date: Thu 27 Feb 2025
Venue: Leicester Square Theatre
Price: £20.50
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Reviews
Last year, Mark Thomas won plaudits for starring in England And Son, a play written specially for him.
26/08/2024