

Every year I have to write a 100 word blurb for a new show and basically I've now been doing this long enough to know that none of this bullsh*t makes any difference. I've never heard anyone say 'I think the bloke's an unfunny c*nt but my, what a cracking blurb – two tickets please!' Come, or don't come.
Upcoming Dates
Date: Mon 4 Mar 2019
Venue: Norwich Playhouse
Price: £15
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Tue 5 Mar 2019
Venue: Norwich Playhouse
Price: £15
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 8 Mar 2019
Venue: Bristol 1532 Performing Arts Centre
Price: Call for prices
Date: Sat 9 Mar 2019
Venue: High Wycombe Swan
Price: £18.50
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Tue 12 Mar 2019
Venue: Cambridge Junction
Price: £17
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 14 Mar 2019
Venue: Chatham Brook Theatre
Price: Call for prices
Date: Fri 15 Mar 2019
Venue: Milton Keynes Stables
Price: £14
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 16 Mar 2019
Venue: Leek Foxlowe Arts Centre
Price: £16.50
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 17 Mar 2019
Venue: Cheltenham Town Hall and Pillar Room
Price: £17
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 20 Mar 2019
Venue: Darwen Library Theatre
Price: £15
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 21 Mar 2019
Venue: Lytham Lowther Pavilion
Price: Call for prices
Date: Fri 22 Mar 2019
Venue: Chorley Little Theatre
Price: £16.50
Date: Sat 23 Mar 2019
Venue: Stamford Corn Exchange
Price: £16.50
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 27 Mar 2019
Venue: Tring Court Theatre
Price: £15
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 28 Mar 2019
Venue: Wimborne Tivoli Theatre
Price: £15
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 29 Mar 2019
Venue: Southampton NST City
Price: £14
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 30 Mar 2019
Venue: Wantage The Beacon
Price: £15
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 31 Mar 2019
Venue: Hereford Courtyard Theatre
Price: £17
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 3 Apr 2019
Venue: Cranleigh Arts Centre
Price: £16.20
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 4 Apr 2019
Venue: Bury St Edmunds Apex
Price: £16
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 5 Apr 2019
Venue: Farnham Maltings
Price: Call for prices
Date: Sat 6 Apr 2019
Venue: Worthing Assembly Hall
Price: £16.50
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 7 Apr 2019
Venue: Salford Lowry
Price: Call for prices
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Tue 9 Apr 2019
Venue: Leeds City Varieties
Price: Call for prices
Date: Wed 10 Apr 2019
Venue: Barnard Castle Witham Hall
Price: £16.50
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 10 Apr 2019
Venue: Barnard Castle Witham Hall
Price: £15.00
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 11 Apr 2019
Venue: Durham Gala Theatre
Price: Call for prices
Date: Fri 12 Apr 2019
Venue: Pocklington Arts Centre
Price: Call for prices
Date: Sat 13 Apr 2019
Venue: Tunbridge Wells Trinity Theatre
Price: £19
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Tue 16 Apr 2019
Venue: Colchester Arts Centre
Price: £15 (£13 concs)
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 17 Apr 2019
Venue: Andover The Lights
Price: £15
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 24 Apr 2019
Venue: Bradford-on-Avon Wiltshire Music Centre
Price: Call for prices
Date: Sat 27 Apr 2019
Venue: Loughborough Town Hall
Price: £16.50
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 28 Apr 2019
Venue: Shrewsbury Theatre Severn
Price: £16
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Mon 29 Apr 2019
Venue: Peterborough Key Theatre
Price: Call for prices
Date: Thu 2 May 2019
Venue: Monmouth Savoy Theatre
Price: £15
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 3 May 2019
Venue: Worcester Huntingdon Hall
Price: £15
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 4 May 2019
Venue: Chipping Norton Theatre
Price: £16.50
Show starts: 19:45 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 9 May 2019
Venue: Letchworth Broadway
Price: Call for prices
Date: Fri 10 May 2019
Venue: Evesham Arts Centre
Price: Call for prices
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 11 May 2019
Venue: Burton-upon-Trent Brewhouse
Price: £15
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 12 May 2019
Venue: Much Wenlock Edge Arts Centre
Price: £15
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 16 May 2019
Venue: Coventry Warwick Arts Centre
Price: £16
Show starts: 19:45 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 17 May 2019
Venue: Haywards Heath Clair Hall
Price: £15
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 18 May 2019
Venue: Blackheath Halls
Price: Call for prices
Date: Fri 24 May 2019
Venue: Hertford Theatre
Price: £16
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 25 May 2019
Venue: Folkestone Quarterhouse
Price: £12 to £22
Date: Tue 28 May 2019
Venue: Lincoln Drill Hall
Price: £12 to £22
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 29 May 2019
Venue: Sheffield The Leadmill
Price: £15
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 30 May 2019
Venue: Newbury Corn Exchange
Price: £17
Date: Fri 31 May 2019
Venue: Taunton Brewhouse Theatre
Price: £16
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 1 Jun 2019
Venue: Exeter Corn Exchange
Price: £17.60
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 2 Jun 2019
Venue: Redruth Regal Theatre
Price: Call for prices
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