Tweets of the week

Tweets of the week

"We've called a general election by mistake"#generalelection pic.twitter.com/oxreX1HObr

— Joe Heenan (@joeheenan) May 22, 2024

I wonder if the guy who came up with the term "One Hit Wonder" came up with any other phrases?

— Bob Golen (@BobGolen) May 17, 2024

Emmanuel Macron apparently just called me "beaucoup". That means a lot coming from him

— Sanjeev Kohli (@govindajeggy) May 24, 2024

Actors who can cure my lisp?
I'm pretty sure Anne Hathaway but I'm going to ask Colin Firth.

— Olaf Falafel (@OFalafel) May 19, 2024

"You’re early"
- me meeting an earl

— Craig Deeley ????????????️‍???? ???????? (@craiguito) May 18, 2024

[flirting with the judge] so, is there a mr. demeanor

— slate (@PleaseBeGneiss) May 19, 2024

This pub has very limited opening hours. pic.twitter.com/jdE2NTXp4r

— Scott Pack (@meandmybigmouth) May 21, 2024

I always wondered what the Sun was really for and then it dawned on me.

— Gary Delaney-next tour 2025 (@GaryDelaney) May 21, 2024

So you don't like my jokes about ghosts having sex with owls? Well, boo-fucking-hoo.

— Granite Man ???????????????????????????? (@GraniteDhuine) May 22, 2024

Published: 25 May 2024