Tweets of the week

Tweets of the week

They just got Oppenleft. https://t.co/ZVlv0RAfMF

— Neil Norman And His Cosmic Orchestra (@FubsyShabaroon) July 13, 2023

Found a dead Twitter on the street. pic.twitter.com/H7BjhFGFeA

— Jason Hazeley (@JasonHazeley) July 12, 2023

Tubes of tennis balls should have serving suggestions on the side.

— Olaf Falafel (@OFalafel) July 14, 2023

Baddies in Mission Impossible films: Stop Tom Cruise using his special mask to impersonate your henchmen by only hiring people of at least average height.

— Gary Delaney is on tour now (@GaryDelaney) July 10, 2023

Apparently Tom Cruise does ALL his own shits

— Sanjeev Kohli (@govindajeggy) July 12, 2023

Buying new glasses this week, so a whole bunch of you are about to get a whole lot uglier.

— glizzy borden (@_glizzyborden_) July 14, 2023

We have discovered why Boris Johnson has been unable to get into his phone.

Face ID wasn’t working because it wasn’t sure which of his two faces to use.#BorisJohnsonContemptOfCourt #BorisJohnsonsphone pic.twitter.com/WtLZMlaylP

— Conservatives (@TheBigCons) July 13, 2023

I think Boris Johnson should be locked up then they should forget how to open the door.

— Moose Allain (@MooseAllain) July 13, 2023

Did he have to stand in front of the tanks though? Could he not have waited for them to go through and then start a petition. So much time and effort goes into military logistics if anything this just damages his cause. pic.twitter.com/HlKxB2Osrz

— Joby Mageean (@JobyMageean) July 9, 2023

Published: 14 Jul 2023