How we can know if Stormy Daniels was paid hush money
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It's important to note that Johnson's lawyer had no first hand experience of the events in question.
— Ian Wickham (@Wkrs) March 22, 2023
Or to put it another way, Pannick was not at the disco.
It would be easy to infiltrate Stormy Daniels' bank account to see if she was paid hush money. We already know her mother's maiden name was Daniels and her first pet was called Stormy #TrumpIndictments
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When Batman wants to protest about something, does he dress up as a divorced man?
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- me, roasting vegetables
Apparently, RSVPing to a wedding invitation with "maybe next time" is wrong.
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I know that now…
Published: 24 Mar 2023