What does the I stand for in LGBTQI?
Tweets of the week
Don't miss tonight's Tory leadership debate, in which candidates nobody likes will make promises nobody believes so they can become a prime minister nobody elected, leading a party nobody trusts.
— paul bassett davies (@thewritertype) July 15, 2022
in britain the i in lgbtqi stands for innit
— Adam (@adamgreattweet) July 8, 2022
I've written a script for a low-budget version of 'The Tempest'. It's just a draught at the moment.
— Paul Eggleston (@pauleggleston) July 12, 2022
And another from Mr Eggleston:
My wife was bitten by a radioactive owl last week and now she's making all my decisions for me. She's been given power of a tawny.
— Paul Eggleston (@pauleggleston) July 11, 2022
I was thinking of trying a new act that’s like Puppetry of the Penis for ventriloquism but my agent said that was just talking bollocks.
— Gary Delaney is on tour now (@GaryDelaney) July 14, 2022
Whenever anyone asked Godzilla’s mum what her son did for a living, she would say he was "something big in the city"
— Sanjeev Kohli (@govindajeggy) July 13, 2022
doctor: tongue out please
— john (@mrjohndarby) July 14, 2022
me:
doctor: of my ear
me: ok
I just bought a Humpty Dumpty toy set from Aldi, and it comes with Aldi king's horses and Aldi king's men.
— mariana Z (@mariana057) July 7, 2022
The clitoris has over 8000 nerve endings and it’s still not as sensitive as a man on Twitter who has been told he’s wrong.
— Nathalie Gordon (@awlilnatty) July 10, 2022
Published: 15 Jul 2022