Tweets of the week

Tweets of the week

"I’ve just been offered a job as the new Ethics Advisor!" pic.twitter.com/geb6RLZ917

— Andrew Marshall (@AndrewM2p4c) June 15, 2022

Gaslighting? With these prices?!

— Mk (@firstmalaisekit) June 10, 2022

I know it's a long shot but does anyone know what a trebuchet is?

— @BigBearF1) June 10, 2022

Wonder what He-Man’s pronouns are.

— Phil Pagett (@Phil_Pagett) June 11, 2022

I wanted to be a gynaecologist but I failed the entrance exam.

— Gary Delaney is on tour now (@GaryDelaney) June 12, 2022

Your amateur lion tamer name is your regular name prefixed by "the late".

— paul bassett davies (@thewritertype) June 16, 2022

…and I guess that’s why they call it the bruise. Ok my next pun will be in about 2026, see you then. pic.twitter.com/F57nB4XrjF

— Mark Watson (I saw him at the Fringe one time) (@watsoncomedian) June 16, 2022

I ask all my friends to listen to Brian Ferry on my behalf because I'm a great fan of (wait for it) Proxy Music.

— trouteyes (@trouteyes) June 17, 2022

Never buy too much rocket. It goes off quickly.

— Ian Power (@IHPower) June 14, 2022

Writer: My biggest fear is a blank sheet of paper
The Rock: I hear ya buddy

— Andy Ryan (@ItsAndyRyan) June 16, 2022

Mnemonic device to remember the Great Lakes. pic.twitter.com/PDbaLfDxlv

— Dan White (@atdanwhite) June 15, 2022

Published: 17 Jun 2022