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What's the deal with penguins?

Tweets of the week

The female version of teabagging is called a flapuccino.
— Gary Delaney is on tour now (@GaryDelaney) June 9, 2022

All I really want is someone to love and a hamster that does karate
— Viktor Winetrout (@Cpin42) June 9, 2022

I’ve just opened my combined apiary & snooker supplies shop called Bee & Cue. I can’t see this being problematic in the slightest
— Sanjeev Kohli (@govindajeggy) June 9, 2022

I've been told I have an avoidant attachment style but I got out of that conversation pretty quickly
— SIAN DOCKSEY (@siandocksey) June 9, 2022

Phrases like "You're flying low" and "The gate is open but the beast's asleep" are what you might call zip codes.
— Moose Allain (@MooseAllain) June 7, 2022

What's the set up with penguins? They have emperors and kings, which suggests a hereditary system, but also in Batman Returns Danny DeVito had to shill for votes to become mayor.
— Andy Ryan (@ItsAndyRyan) June 10, 2022

One time I was behind Paul McCartney at the greengrocers and it took him seven minutes to buy a banana.
— Gary Delaney is on tour now (@GaryDelaney) June 8, 2022

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