What if you read the Bible backwards?
Tweets of the week
Tweets of the week
The sequel to Groundhog Day is Groundhog Day.
— Gary Delaney (@GaryDelaney) October 25, 2019
A jar of beetroot has leaked in our fridge and it looks like a Kubrick movie. pic.twitter.com/9TgE3oFEUQ
— Andy Bush (@bushontheradio) October 24, 2019
Withdrawal Bill sounds like an ageing rock star who still sleeps with groupies but ensures they don't get pregnant.
— 𝐏𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐥𝐲 (@pearlylondon) October 22, 2019
If you read the bible in reverse, it’s about the world’s population killing each other until there’s only 2 people left, and then the woman pukes an apple and they both get naked.
— Macaulay Culkin (@IncredibleCulk) October 18, 2019
People accuse of me of sneaking references to metal working into my tweets. Well, der.
— David Quantick (@quantick) October 20, 2019
🎶Row, row, Robocop
— TF Noir (@TFNoir) October 21, 2019
Gently down the stream
Directive one: Uphold the law
I am part machine🎶
Bill Withers' son, Bear, writes hold music.
— Julian Lee (@JulianLeeComedy) October 25, 2019
Published: 25 Oct 2019
