What if you carve your pumpkin early? | Tweets and quote of the week

What if you carve your pumpkin early?

Tweets and quote of the week

Tweets and quote of the week.

Quote of the week

‘It’s weird vomiting up your life and cutting it into chunks,’ Lenny Henry on writing his autobiography.

Tweets of the week

Published: 4 Oct 2019

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