Tweets of the week

Tweets of the week

Initially popular with the young but now no longer trusted, Facebook appoints Nick Clegg.

— Stig Abell (@StigAbell) October 19, 2018

Arty farty people don't like to be called arty farty. They prefer the more pretentious "artisan fartisan"

— Sanjeev Kohli (@govindajeggy) October 14, 2018

A warning to the man who stole my owl costume. I'd be looking over my shoulder if I were you.

— Gary Delaney (@GaryDelaney) October 17, 2018

Contortionists can go fuck themselves.

— Spooky Thingy (@wildethingy) October 15, 2018

My cock's burning. That means someone's talking about it, right?

— Ian Power (@IHPower) October 19, 2018

Published: 19 Oct 2018