Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? | Tweets and quote of the week

Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?

Tweets and quote of the week

Quote of the week

‘By the age of 10, I knew how to put a rubber ring around the testicles of a splayed male lamb.’ Tim Minchin

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Published: 22 Jun 2018

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