Which is the sexiest TV puppet? | Another from Richard Herring's stock of Emergency Questions

Which is the sexiest TV puppet?

Another from Richard Herring's stock of Emergency Questions

ALF by a gigantic margin.  Chris Grace, Voldemort and the Teenage Hogwarts Musical Parody, Assembly, 13:30

Animal has that raw, dynamic charm, and sexy aura that all drummers have.  Mat Morrisroe, Massaoke Mixtape, Assembly, 23:30

Basil Brush for sheer confidence and charisma. He also dresses very well.    Richard Stott: Right Hand Man, Gilded Balloon, 12:45

Beaker. Don't @ me.     Hayden Wood, Confetti & Chaos, The Principal, 17:00

Don’t make me pick! There’s so many!  Anna Drezen: Okay Get Home Safe!!, Pleasance, 16:30

Ernie, as in Bert and Ernie. He's so cheerful.  Laura Lexx: Knee Jerk, Gilded Balloon, 17:15

I actually think we should be focussing on what puppets SAY rather than what they look like.     Robin Morgan: What A Man, What A Man, What A Man, What A Mighty Good Man (Say It Again Now), The Pear Tree, 16:05

I have to choose one?! Unbelievable. I refuse. Here's my top 5: Bungle, Miss Piggy, Basil Brush, Big Bird and Craig Charles (I fuckin see you Craig)     Andy Field's Funera, The Caves, 14:10

I would totally smash Janice from The Electric Mayhem band on The Muppet Show. She's got a whole slim thick thing going on, and I bet she has really pretty eyes if she ever learns to open them.  Langston Kerman, The Loose Cannon, Underbelly, 19:45

Kermit (integrity is hot)    Aisling Groves-McKeown, Notflix, Gilded Balloon Teviot, 18:00

Looby Loo (from Andy Pandy. I know it's ridiculous; she'll never leave Andy and I know it.    Jack Moon: We Cannot Get Out, Pleasance Courtyard, 21:30

Ms. Piggy is the only possible answer to this question. Anyone else is lying.    Erich McElroy: Radical Centrist, Laughing Horse - Bar 50, 14:15

No question -  Margaret Thatcher's Spitting Image puppet. Phwoar. I'd turn straight for that piece of puppet ass    Andrew White: Retirement Tour, The Mash House, 13:05

Sean the Sheep (I'm Welsh)    Lloyd Evans, Cherie - My Struggle, Imagination Workshop, The Principal Edinburgh, George Street, 10:30

 Mr. Snuffleupagus. He seems like he'd write sexy moody poetry or something.    Eli Matthewson, An Inconvenient Poof, Underbelly, 21:20

The eagle from the Muppets. Stone cold fox.    Maddie Campion, Truly Maddie Deeply, Gilded Balloon, 14:00

Published: 3 Aug 2019

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