From Broken News
The summer break is fast approaching and once again, parents didn't see it coming.
Broken News reports on the shock being felt by mums and dads nationwide as they wonder 'what the shitting crikey' they are expected to do with their kids for six weeks.
Here's the full report:
Published: 11 Jul 2025
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