Public to vote on which billionaire gets eaten first

A very serious satirical news story

In a shocking new TV format, the public will get to vote on which billionaire is killed and eaten.

The competition is sure to be fierce, and Broken News are here with all the details – and the puns:

Published: 30 May 2025

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