From Onion News Network
Mass casualties are being reported with countless more injured following widespread destruction through the small town of Quioneboughe.
And all our hearts go out those most affected by this tragedy: newsreaders who have to pronounce the town’s name.
The Onion News Network has more,,,
Published: 28 May 2025
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