Stand-up comedy listings. These line-ups are as accurate as we can make them, but things change, and it may be worth checking before you travel.
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Sat 21 Feb 2026
Venue: Salford Lowry
Price: £24.50
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 1 May 2025
Venue: Manchester Frog And Bucket
Price: £16 (£12 concs)
Plus: Alex Bertulis Fernandes,Alfie Dundas
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Julian Clary: A Fistful Of Clary
Date: Thu 1 May 2025
Venue: Salford Lowry
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Alun Cochrane, Marcel Lucont, Mick Ferry, Paul Sinha
Date: Thu 1 May 2025
Venue: Altrincham Bowdon Rooms
Price: £27.50
Just the Tonic Comedy Club
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Richard Herring: Can I Have My Ball Back?
Date: Sat 3 May 2025
Venue: Salford Lowry
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Richard Herring: Can I Have My Ball Back?
Date: Sat 3 May 2025
Venue: Salford Lowry
Price: £23.00
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 4 May 2025
Venue: Stockport Plaza Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Stuart Laws and Chloe Radcliffe
Date: Tue 6 May 2025
Venue: Manchester 53two
Price: £3.30 to £6.60
Edinburgh previews
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 7 May 2025
Venue: Salford Lowry
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Wed 7 May 2025
Venue: Manchester AO Arena
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 9 May 2025
Venue: Salford Lowry
Price: £30.00 to £37.50
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Horatio Gould: Return of the Space Cowboy
Date: Fri 9 May 2025
Venue: Salford Lowry
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 9 May 2025
Venue: Poynton Workmens Club
Price: £13.50
Manford's Comedy Club. Plus: Pete Selwood, Lucas Jefcoate
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
James Barr: Sorry I Hurt Your Son (Said My Ex to My Mum)
Date: Sat 10 May 2025
Venue: Manchester 53two
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Zakir Khan
Date: Sat 10 May 2025
Venue: Salford Lowry
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 10 May 2025
Venue: Manchester Contact Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 11 May 2025
Venue: Manchester Frog And Bucket
Price: £12
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
XS Malarkey
Date: Tue 13 May 2025
Venue: Manchester 53two
Price: £3.30 to £6.60
Comics: Elaine Robertson, Tadiwa Mahlunge, Toby Hadoke
Plus: Jacob Kohn
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Rob Copland: Gimme (One With Everything)
Date: Thu 15 May 2025
Venue: Manchester Fairfield Social Club
Price: £17.60 (£16.50 concs)
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Sophie McCartney: One Foot In The Rave
Date: Thu 15 May 2025
Venue: Salford Lowry
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 16 May 2025
Venue: Manchester O2 Apollo
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 17 May 2025
Venue: Manchester AO Arena
Price: £35 to £135.00
Date: Sat 17 May 2025
Venue: Salford Lowry
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Sam Tallent
Date: Sun 18 May 2025
Venue: Manchester Frog And Bucket
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
American comic and host of the Chubby Behemoth podcast.
Nish Kumar: Nish, Don’t Kill My Vibe
Date: Sun 18 May 2025
Venue: Manchester Factory International
Price: £20
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Benji Waterhouse: You Don't Have to Be Mad to Work Here
Date: Sun 18 May 2025
Venue: Salford Lowry
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Book Tour
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
XS Malarkey
Date: Tue 20 May 2025
Venue: Manchester 53two
Price: £3.30 to £6.60
Comics: Shalaka Kurup, Sharon Wanjohi, Toby Hadoke
Plus: Lorna Gray
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Nathan Caton: My Big Fat Blasian Wedding
Date: Wed 21 May 2025
Venue: Manchester Frog And Bucket
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Matt Bragg, Stephen Bailey, Mike Wilkinson
Date: Fri 23 May 2025
Venue: Altrincham Garrick Playhouse
Price: £13.50
Manford's Comedy Club. Plus: Callum Oakley
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 24 May 2025
Venue: Stockport Plaza Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 21:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
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