Hey cool cats! Hot on the heels of a sell-out 138 date tour of these green and groovy isles, The Guv will be back, baby, with a brand-new stand-up show for 2026. There’s no denying the world’s a mess daddio, but there is a glimmer of hope as the globe’s favourite Pub Landlord returns with his like-nobody-else Common Sense hot-takes for the masses, offering a much-needed truth tonic (pint for the fella/glass of white wine for the lady) for these whacked out and troubled times. With a fresh and frothing pint to hand, a barrel of laughs to pour from, and a flower in his heart, Guv is all you need.
And for the brave, bold, and plain straight crazy cats amongst you who want to be in on the action in the ‘Splash Zone’ book them quick and wear the damn ponchos!
Upcoming Dates
Date: Sun 15 Mar 2026
Venue: Chatham Central Theatre
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 20 Mar 2026
Venue: Hull City Hall
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 21 Mar 2026
Venue: Middlesbrough Town Hall
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 21 Mar 2026
Venue: Middlesbrough Town Hall
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 26 Mar 2026
Venue: Derry Millennium Forum
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 27 Mar 2026
Venue: Dublin Vicar Street
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 11 Apr 2026
Venue: Woking New Victoria Theatre
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 12 Apr 2026
Venue: Leeds Grand Theatre & Opera House
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 16 Apr 2026
Venue: Basingstoke Anvil
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 17 Apr 2026
Venue: Portsmouth Guildhall
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 18 Apr 2026
Venue: Truro Hall For Cornwall
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 23 Apr 2026
Venue: Sunderland Empire
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 24 Apr 2026
Venue: Warrington Parr Hall and Pyramid
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 25 Apr 2026
Venue: Dunstable Grove Theatre
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 26 Apr 2026
Venue: Soho Theatre Walthamstow
Stand-up special recording
Show starts: 17:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 30 Apr 2026
Venue: Torquay Princess Theatre
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 1 May 2026
Venue: Weymouth Pavilion
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 2 May 2026
Venue: London Palladium
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 3 May 2026
Venue: Bristol Beacon
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 7 May 2026
Venue: Oxford New Theatre
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 10 May 2026
Venue: Milton Keynes Theatre
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 15 May 2026
Venue: Bradford St George's Hall
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 15 May 2026
Venue: Bradford St George's Hall
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 16 May 2026
Venue: Stoke-on-Trent Victoria Hall
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 17 May 2026
Venue: High Wycombe Swan
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 21 May 2026
Venue: Guildford G Live
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 22 May 2026
Venue: Southend Cliffs Pavilion
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 23 May 2026
Venue: Leicester De Montfort Hall
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 29 May 2026
Venue: Bath Forum
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 5 Jun 2026
Venue: Newcastle Tyne Theatre & Opera House
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 4 Sep 2026
Venue: Dartford Orchard West
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 5 Sep 2026
Venue: Folkestone Leas Cliff Hall
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 17 Sep 2026
Venue: Nottingham Royal Concert Hall and Theatre Royal
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 17 Sep 2026
Venue: Nottingham Royal Concert Hall and Theatre Royal
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 18 Sep 2026
Venue: Stevenage Gordon Craig Theatre and Concert Hall
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 19 Sep 2026
Venue: Sheffield City Hall
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 24 Sep 2026
Venue: Peterborough The Cresset
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 25 Sep 2026
Venue: Fareham Live
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 26 Sep 2026
Venue: Aylesbury Waterside Theatre
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 1 Oct 2026
Venue: Coventry Warwick Arts Centre
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 2 Oct 2026
Venue: Reading Hexagon
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 3 Oct 2026
Venue: King's Lynn Corn Exchange
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 4 Oct 2026
Venue: Buxton Opera House
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 16 Oct 2026
Venue: Eastbourne Congress Theatre
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 22 Oct 2026
Venue: Cardiff New Theatre
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 24 Oct 2026
Venue: Aberystwyth Arts Centre
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 25 Oct 2026
Venue: Swansea Grand Theatre
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 6 Nov 2026
Venue: London Palladium
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)