Hey cool cats! Hot on the heels of a sell-out 138 date tour of these green and groovy isles, The Guv will be back, baby, with a brand-new stand-up show for 2026. There’s no denying the world’s a mess daddio, but there is a glimmer of hope as the globe’s favourite Pub Landlord returns with his like-nobody-else Common Sense hot-takes for the masses, offering a much-needed truth tonic (pint for the fella/glass of white wine for the lady) for these whacked out and troubled times. With a fresh and frothing pint to hand, a barrel of laughs to pour from, and a flower in his heart, Guv is all you need.
And for the brave, bold, and plain straight crazy cats amongst you who want to be in on the action in the ‘Splash Zone’ book them quick and wear the damn ponchos!
Upcoming Dates
Date: Mon 31 Aug 2026
Venue: Hereford Courtyard Theatre
Price: £42.50
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 4 Sep 2026
Venue: Dartford Orchard West
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 5 Sep 2026
Venue: Folkestone Leas Cliff Hall
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 17 Sep 2026
Venue: Nottingham Royal Concert Hall and Theatre Royal
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 17 Sep 2026
Venue: Nottingham Royal Concert Hall and Theatre Royal
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 18 Sep 2026
Venue: Stevenage Gordon Craig Theatre and Concert Hall
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 19 Sep 2026
Venue: Sheffield City Hall
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 24 Sep 2026
Venue: Peterborough The Cresset
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 25 Sep 2026
Venue: Fareham Live
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 26 Sep 2026
Venue: Aylesbury Waterside Theatre
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 1 Oct 2026
Venue: Coventry Warwick Arts Centre
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 2 Oct 2026
Venue: Reading Hexagon
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 3 Oct 2026
Venue: King's Lynn Corn Exchange
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 4 Oct 2026
Venue: Buxton Opera House
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 16 Oct 2026
Venue: Eastbourne Congress Theatre
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 22 Oct 2026
Venue: Cardiff New Theatre
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 24 Oct 2026
Venue: Aberystwyth Arts Centre
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 25 Oct 2026
Venue: Swansea Grand Theatre
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 6 Nov 2026
Venue: London Palladium
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)