In this, his fortieth year of treading the bored, Simon joins you back at The Stand with his usual unusual. 'Legendary' ***** (Scotsman). 'An annual must-see' (Guardian). What, a hundred words? I can’t do that. I can’t, I just can’t. I can’t I can’t I can’t I can’t I can’t I can’t I can’t I can’t I can’t I can’t I can’t I can’t I can’t I can’t I can’t I can’t I can’t I can’t I can’t I can’t I can’t I can’t I can’t I can’t I can’t I can’t. Oh I’ve done it. Great.
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