Don’t think of it as pumping sewage into the sea...
Tweets of the week
titanic turns 25 this year at which point i assume leonardo dicaprio will no longer want to be in it
— Tom Neenan (@TNeenan) August 31, 2022
Does Leonardo DiCaprio even care about climate anymore now COP is 27?
— Heather McKay (@iM_OcKay) September 2, 2022
I wish room temperature water was as cold as room temperature coffee.
— Noah Garfinkel (@NoahGarfinkel) August 28, 2022
Don’t think of it as pumping sewage into the sea, think of it as freedom of movement
— GlennyRodge (@GlennyRodge) August 20, 2022
Not wearing glasses anymore. I’ve seen enough
— pain (@vibinpain) August 31, 2022
I came home last night to find all my possessions gone and a renaissance peasant landscape in their place. I think I might have been Breugeled.
— Geraint (@geraintgriffith) August 27, 2022
It’s not that the government isn’t reading the room; it’s that the room they’re reading is the dining hall in the workhouse from Oliver Twist, while digesting a heavy meal in a leather armchair, warmed by a blazing log fire, swilling brandy, and dreaming of hedge funds.
— paul bassett davies (@thewritertype) August 30, 2022
Elton John was telling me that apparently, in the middle ages, if mounted soldiers needed a poo they had to do it in their armour because it was so difficult to remove. They weren't happy about it, but it didn't put them off because sad turdy knight's alright for fighting.
— Paul Eggleston (@pauleggleston) August 29, 2022
Published: 2 Sep 2022