How do you know you've bought the right fireworks?
Tweets of the week
This is very satisfying. #BorisJohnson pic.twitter.com/lPCP1P7ke1
— Adam Crampsie (@adam_crampsie) July 7, 2022
Michael Fabricant is smaller than I imagined. pic.twitter.com/AmUXvMTgmw
— Florence (@LoxyFlo) July 7, 2022
— Dai Lama (@WelshDalaiLama) July 6, 2022
A type of Tweet I always find amusing: "Can anyone recommend Hungarian short stories about fishermen who have lost or damaged their hats while *not* at work. Ideally 1920s/30s. I know the obvious ones."
— Ray Newman (@MrRayNewman) July 5, 2022
Pennsylvania is where Dracula gets his stationery
— Sanjeev Kohli (@govindajeggy) July 3, 2022
I’ve just opened a pack of Ibuprofen or as the Tories would call it, a new hospital
— Ken Wallace (@LeftOldandProud) July 3, 2022
I'm going to sell the husband's theremin, he's had it for two years and he's never touched it.
— Avian Face-Tool (@Beakmoo) July 2, 2022
You know you bought the right fireworks when the guy running the stand gives you a high four.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) July 4, 2022
I just flew in from that Transformers convention and boy are my arms tyres
— Timothy Clark (@MrTimothyClark) July 5, 2022
It's happened again pic.twitter.com/hXZDxseqCJ
— Matthew Perret (@MattPerret) July 5, 2022
Published: 8 Jul 2022