Tweets of the week

Quote of the week

‘I don’t want anyone to come to my show and feel more educated afterwards’ Emily Atack

Tweets of the week

Gonna start calling man-flu Brovid.

— Hannah George (@HannahMGeorge) October 7, 2021

Life is like a box of chocolates. More difficult to enjoy because of the tories. https://t.co/w1nJqss07z

— Chris Brosnahan (@ChrisBrosnahan) October 7, 2021

BEETHOVEN: Good evening Vienna, are we well?

AUDIENCE: *Cheering*

BEETHOVEN: I CAN’T HEEEEARRR YOOOOOU!!!

— Glenn Moore (@TheNewsAtGlenn) October 1, 2021

A baby ocelot should be called an ocelittle

— Olaf Falafel (@OFalafel) October 7, 2021

Just tried ringing Dyson because my vacuum isn't working properly and what a surprise, they aren’t picking up either.

— Alf (@whoelsebutalf) October 6, 2021

I love the smell of chlorof

— Neil (@_Enanem_) October 7, 2021

I no longer sniff glue but I do like to snort WD40 as it helps to loosen me up a bit.

— Gary Delaney is on tour now (@GaryDelaney) October 5, 2021

For Halloween this year I'm dressing up as the U.K

— Joe Heenan (@joeheenan) October 7, 2021

Published: 8 Oct 2021