
Why is it called the 'roadmap out of lockdown'..?
Tweets of the week
Tweets of the week
Why is it called "Roadmap out of Lockdown" and not "Road to De-Mask-Us?"
— thedeathofbuckley (@deathofbuckley) July 1, 2021
doctor: I have bad news and ambiguous news
— Andrew Nadeau (@TheAndrewNadeau) June 29, 2021
me: what’s the ambiguous news?
doctor: one of us is dying
My brother wasted thousands on a miracle cure for his stutter but at least he can’t say I didn’t warn him.
— Gary Delaney is on tour now (@GaryDelaney) June 26, 2021
What did they say the atmosphere was like before we had electricity?
— HappyToast ★ (@IamHappyToast) June 29, 2021
The Germans have probably got a word for people who make the ‘if only the Germans had a word for Schadenfreude’ joke
— Olaf Falafel (@OFalafel) July 1, 2021
It must suck being a ghost when someones got bubble wrap and you cant pop any of it
— Peanut king in pickle town (@eddytheaxe) June 28, 2021
Published: 2 Jul 2021