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Tweets of the week

Quote Of The Week

Simon Bird’s new stand-up special is like a baby standing up its cot and doing my act to an empty nursery Stewart Lee (who added that he liked Bird)

Tweets of the week

"I hate that rabbit!" - Yosemite Sam
"I hate that rabbi!" - Antisemite Sam
— T'Other Simon (@TOther_Simon) June 15, 2021

investor: so it’s like a spoon going into a baby’s mouth?

orville wright: but in the air, yes
— Andrew Nadeau (@TheAndrewNadeau) June 11, 2021

Could it be that the boos aren't from racists, but from people who are sitting behind people wearing big hats, and when the players kneel, those people can no longer see the players they love, because of the people wearing the big hats. They are booing their circumstance??
— John-Luke Roberts 🥕 (@jlukeroberts) June 15, 2021

My gig on July 17th needs to be cancelled but 12K people can attend Ascot today.

What if I promised to break a horses leg and shoot it in the face during the encore?

Could that give us a little wiggle room?
— Glenn Wool (@GlennWool) June 17, 2021

Fell asleep on my wallet and now my bed is full of teeth
— Dr Pessimus Prime - I invented the Internet (@BigJDubz) June 18, 2021

"Hey hey we're The Monkees / People say we monkey around"

you kind of brought that on yourselves tbf
— Michael Spicer (@MrMichaelSpicer) June 17, 2021