© Jill Wellington/Pexels Mary, Mary, quite contrary, how does your garden grow?
Tweets of the week
Tweets of the week
I never get an advent calendar; I always make a real-life version at home by just opening a different cupboard every day. Today's treat: Cillit Bang
— Craig Deeley 🇪🇺🏳️🌈 (@craiguito) December 1, 2020
The vaccine designed to track people with microchips is being administered to over 80s confined to care homes first, because they’re the ones we really need to watch.
— Brendon Hope (@BrendonHope) December 2, 2020
How can you tell when a Scotsman's hands have been exposed to a deadly toxic gas?
— Julian Lee (@JulianLeeComedy) November 30, 2020
Napalm.
What will Mo Farah do now? He’ll go on a spending spree, buying household goods & a variety of animals. It was foretold in my Latin book:
— Sanjeev Kohli (@govindajeggy) December 2, 2020
"A Mo amassed a mat. A mammoth, a mantis, an ant"
Mary, Mary, quite contrary, how does your garden grow?
— Gary Delaney (@GaryDelaney) December 2, 2020
My garden doesn’t grow actually.
During the war, my grandfather fought for the resistance. He was in the ohm guard.
— T'Other Simon (@TOther_Simon) December 2, 2020
Monolilith pic.twitter.com/lWXK0CVGUs
— TrashPoster (@trashp0ster) December 3, 2020
Published: 4 Dec 2020
