Why vampires rarely reach their full potential
Tweets of the week (and no, that Danny Baker one didn't make it...)
Tweets of the week
Rumour has it Bob Holness played saxophone on that Baker Tweet.
— Neil (@_Enanem_) May 10, 2019
It was unusual to have a royal male delivery on a bank holiday.
— Marty Lawrence (@TeaAndCopy) May 7, 2019
The hardest thing most of us ever have to do is bury our parents, but what makes it easier, is hitting them with a shovel first.
— Gary Delaney (@GaryDelaney) May 5, 2019
I’m not sure whether to take the Nutritionists job I’ve been offered at the Siberian Prison Camp.
— Julian Lee (@JulianLeeComedy) May 8, 2019
I’ll have to weigh up the frozen cons.
Vampires rarely realize their full potential because they never just stop and reflect.
— ᎽᎪᎬᏞ (@elle91) May 6, 2019
The inventor of the cliffhanger has
— Lulu (@Mmelulu) May 4, 2019
Published: 10 May 2019
