'My dictaphone is suddenly full...' | Tweets Of The Week

'My dictaphone is suddenly full...'

Tweets Of The Week

Tweets Of The Week.

I'm suspicious that my dictaphone is suddenly full, although I may be reading too much into it.

— James Martin (@Pundamentalism) April 4, 2017

Marvel's latest superhero is called "The Chiropractor", he's got a fantastic back story.

Tony Cowards (@TonyCowards) April 5, 2017

On a sweet-toothed whim, I ordered a box of Wispas from a Chinese website. By the time they reached me, they were Mars bars.

— Jason (@NickMotown) April 2, 2017

What idiot called it genealogy and not "getting your roots done"?

— Phil Pagett (@Phil_Pagett) March 31, 2017

Perhaps if @theresa_may is so keen on chocolate eggs, maybe her policies could be a little kinder.

— Skillsmcgill (@skillsmcgill) April 4, 2017

Published: 7 Apr 2017

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