What would Freud think...

The week's comedy trivia

Things you may have missed this week:

  • American stand-up Sarah Silverman was sent to a psychiatrist for depression when she was 13. But she showed up for one appointment to find he killed himself. I swear to God it's true,' she says. 'I had to wait for the restof the hour for my Mom to pick me up.

  • Guess which comic this is, right? Answer below.

  • This is rather wonderful. Stephen Fry has lent his voice to a talking alarm clock, which eases you into the morning like a perfect with such soothing wake-up calls as: 'I'm so sorry to disturb you, sir, but it appears to be morning. Very inconvenient, I agree, sir. I believe it is the rotation of the earth which is to blame, sir.' Listen to more samples, and order, at www.voco.uk.com

  • Scott Capurro reckons Phillip Schofield 'should be shot in the back of his pumpkin head at sunrise'. Charmer.

  • David Walliams spent £500 in a trip to London*s Spearmint Rhino poledancing club.

  • Terry Wogan is a big fan of Russell Brand, saying: 'He's quick and clever. Maybe a bit immature, but there's nothing wrong with a bit of immaturity.' Of course, the fact they both work for Radio 2 has nothing to do with the praise.

  • Stand-up veteran Arthus Smith has something he wants to get off his chest during his forthcoming Audience With... tour. I'll apologise for starting Ruby Wax's career,’ he says.

  • And the answer to the teaser was... Jimmy Carr. It's his Avatar for the gig he's doing in the virtual reality world Second Life on February 3.

SOURCES: New York Times, The London Paper, News Of The World, Heat, Bucks Free Press.

Published: 26 Jan 2007

Today's comedy-on demand picks

LITTLE AND LARGE

The duo's last stage appearance, filmed at Bristol's Slapstick comedy festival in 2019, is being streamed. It was the pair's first stage appearance for decades, and they talk about their career heyday as well as Large's health problems. He died earlier this year, aged 78, after contracting coronavirus.

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