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Penis puppeteers hold auditions

The Puppetry of the Penis team is on the look-out for shameless exhibitionists to join its full-frontal show.

Auditions are being held for men who can manipulate their genitals into various shapes, objects and landmarks including The Loch Ness Monster and Ayres' Rock.

The only other stipulation is that, like original penis puppeteers Simon Morley and David Friend, you have to be Australian.

Apply by emailing the duo through their website.

Meanwhile, the show has embarked on a post-Edinburgh tour of British cities, kicking off in Nottingham last night. For details, click here.

Published: 4 Sep 2001

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