2009 So You Think You're Funny finalist and 2013 Leicester Mercury Comedian Of The Year runner-up. He won the Dave Joke Of The Fringe title in 2024 with the line: 'I was going to sail around the globe in the world's smallest ship, but I bottled it.'
Jack Barry, Lily Phillips, Lloyd Griffith, Mark Simmons
Date: Fri 3 Oct 2025
Venue: Bishops Stortford South Mill Arts
Price: £22.50
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Andrew White, Carl Donnelly, Kate Martin, Mark Simmons
Date: Fri 17 Oct 2025
Venue: Tattershall Castle
Price: £18 (£14.50 concs)
Date: Sat 18 Oct 2025
Venue: The Coach House
Price: £17.50 to £20
Plus: Andy Stedman, Ollie Fox
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Andrew White, Carl Donnelly, Kate Martin, Mark Simmons
Date: Sat 18 Oct 2025
Venue: Tattershall Castle
Price: £20 (£17.50 concs)
Fuzzy Bear Comedy Club
Date: Sat 25 Oct 2025
Venue: Aylesbury Level One
Price: £10
Comics: Mark Simmons, Ollie Horn, Rory O'Hanlon, Sol Bernstein
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 31 Oct 2025
Venue: The Coach House
Price: £15 to £17.50
Plus more comedians
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 1 Nov 2025
Venue: The Coach House
Price: £17.50 to £20
Plus: Andy Stedman, Mat Wills
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Lloyd Griffith, Mark Simmons, Russell Hicks
Date: Sat 8 Nov 2025
Venue: Spalding South Holland Centre
Price: £21.50
Plus: Vlad Ilich
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Mark Simmons, Paddy Lennox, Simon Brodkin
Date: Thu 20 Nov 2025
Venue: Grays Thameside Theatre
Price: £25.20
Plus: Tom Alban
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
The Noise Next Door: Furnace
Date: Sun 23 Nov 2025
Venue: Brighton Ironworks
Price: £11.34
Comics: Laura Lexx, Mark Simmons, Noise Next Door
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Josephine Lacey, Mark Simmons, Paul McCaffrey, Tom Houghton
Date: Fri 5 Dec 2025
Venue: Tattershall Castle
Price: £20 to £24
Josephine Lacey, Mark Simmons, Paul McCaffrey, Tom Houghton
Date: Sat 6 Dec 2025
Venue: Tattershall Castle
Price: £20 to £24
Ben Van Der Velde, Mark Simmons
Date: Fri 12 Dec 2025
Venue: The Birds
Price: From £12 to £18
Good Ship Comedy. Plus: Matt Rouse
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
The Noise Next Door: Furnace
Date: Sun 21 Dec 2025
Venue: Brighton Ironworks
Price: £11.34
Comics: Laura Lexx, Mark Simmons, Noise Next Door
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 23 Jan 2026
Venue: Tunbridge Wells Trinity Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Sat 24 Jan 2026
Venue: Faversham Alexander Centre
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Date: Fri 30 Jan 2026
Venue: Brighton Dome
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Date: Sat 31 Jan 2026
Venue: Coventry Warwick Arts Centre
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Date: Thu 5 Feb 2026
Venue: Cambridge Junction
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Date: Fri 6 Feb 2026
Venue: Norwich Playhouse
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Date: Sun 8 Feb 2026
Venue: Kettering Arts Centre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Tue 10 Feb 2026
Venue: Leicester Little Theatre
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Date: Thu 12 Feb 2026
Venue: Guildford Yvonne Arnaud Theatre
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Date: Fri 13 Feb 2026
Venue: Chorley Theatre
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Date: Sat 14 Feb 2026
Venue: Leeds City Varieties
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Date: Sun 15 Feb 2026
Venue: Salford Lowry
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Date: Fri 20 Feb 2026
Venue: Swindon Wyvern Theatre
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Date: Sat 21 Feb 2026
Venue: Chelmsford Theatre
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Date: Wed 25 Feb 2026
Venue: Pocklington Arts Centre
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Date: Wed 25 Feb 2026
Venue: Pocklington Arts Centre
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Date: Thu 26 Feb 2026
Venue: Kendal Brewery Arts Centre
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Date: Fri 27 Feb 2026
Venue: Southport The Atkinson
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Date: Tue 3 Mar 2026
Venue: Nottingham Playhouse
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Date: Thu 5 Mar 2026
Venue: Plymouth Quad Theatre
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Date: Fri 6 Mar 2026
Venue: St Austell Keay Theatre
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Date: Sat 7 Mar 2026
Venue: Paignton Palace Theatre
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Date: Tue 10 Mar 2026
Venue: Northallerton The Forum
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Date: Tue 10 Mar 2026
Venue: Northallerton The Forum
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Date: Wed 11 Mar 2026
Venue: Barnard Castle Witham Hall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Thu 12 Mar 2026
Venue: Carlisle Old Fire Station Arts Centre
Price: £22.20
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 13 Mar 2026
Venue: Sunderland The Fire Station
Price: £25
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 14 Mar 2026
Venue: Alnwick Playhouse
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Sun 22 Mar 2026
Venue: York The Crescent
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 25 Mar 2026
Venue: Bath Komedia
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Thu 26 Mar 2026
Venue: Wimborne Tivoli Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Fri 27 Mar 2026
Venue: Exeter Barnfield Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Sat 28 Mar 2026
Venue: Taunton Tacchi-Morris Arts Centre
Price: £21
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Tue 31 Mar 2026
Venue: Scunthorpe Plowright Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Wed 1 Apr 2026
Venue: Huddersfield Lawrence Batley Theatre
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Date: Thu 2 Apr 2026
Venue: Lichfield Garrick
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Date: Tue 7 Apr 2026
Venue: Canterbury Gulbenkian Theatre
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Date: Fri 10 Apr 2026
Venue: Southend Palace Theatre
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Date: Thu 16 Apr 2026
Venue: Banbury Mill Arts Centre
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Date: Fri 17 Apr 2026
Venue: Newbury Corn Exchange
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Date: Sat 18 Apr 2026
Venue: Bedford Quarry Theatre
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Date: Sat 25 Apr 2026
Venue: Frome Merlin Theatre
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Date: Fri 1 May 2026
Venue: Monmouth Savoy Theatre
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Date: Thu 7 May 2026
Venue: Worcester Huntingdon Hall
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Date: Fri 15 May 2026
Venue: Eastleigh The Point
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Date: Thu 21 May 2026
Venue: Bury St Edmunds Theatre Royal
Price: £23
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 28 May 2026
Venue: Lincoln New Theatre Royal
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Date: Fri 5 Jun 2026
Venue: Hackney Empire
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Date: Fri 12 Jun 2026
Venue: Milton Keynes Stables
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Date: Sat 27 Jun 2026
Venue: Bristol Redgrave Theatre
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Date: Sat 17 Oct 2026
Venue: Belfast The Limelight
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Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
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