Stand-up comedy listings. These line-ups are as accurate as we can make them, but things change, and it may be worth checking before you travel.
Grubby Little Mitts: Eyes Closed, Mouths Open
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Date: Thu 22 May 2025
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: £18
Show starts: 20:45 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Grubby Little Mitts: Eyes Closed, Mouths Open
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Date: Fri 23 May 2025
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: £18
Show starts: 20:45 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Grubby Little Mitts: Eyes Closed, Mouths Open
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Date: Sat 24 May 2025
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: £18
Show starts: 20:45 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
The Handbag Is Not Your Mother
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Date: Thu 29 May 2025
Venue: Hen and Chickens
Price: From £10.35 to £12.75
Comedy play set in a Relate counselling waiting room
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
The Handbag Is Not Your Mother
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Date: Fri 30 May 2025
Venue: Hen and Chickens
Price: From £10.35 to £12.75
Comedy play set in a Relate counselling waiting room
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Friday Night Funnies Go Large
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Date: Fri 30 May 2025
Venue: Chickenshed Theatre Bar
Price: From £13 to £16
Comics: Lateef Lovejoy, President Obonjo, Sol Bernstein, Aurie Styla
Plus: Junior Booker, Samantha Day, Sophie Garrad, Sapphire Mcintosh
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
The Handbag Is Not Your Mother
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Date: Sat 31 May 2025
Venue: Hen and Chickens
Price: From £10.35 to £12.75
Comedy play set in a Relate counselling waiting room
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Jeff Innocent, Michael Akadiri, Sara Barron, Laura Smyth
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Date: Sun 1 Jun 2025
Venue: Bussey Building
Price: From £17 to £23
Rooftop Comedy Club Peckham
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Jessica Michelle Singleton
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Date: Sun 1 Jun 2025
Venue: The Bill Murray
Price: £15
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
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Date: Wed 4 Jun 2025
Venue: The Ship Fitzrovia
Price: £5 to reserve - pay what you can at the end
Plus: Michael Shafar
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
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Date: Wed 18 Jun 2025
Venue: The Ship Fitzrovia
Price: £5 to reserve - pay what you can at the end
Plus: Alex Camp, Frances Keyton
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Stand Up for The Loss Foundation
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Date: Sat 28 Jun 2025
Venue: Union Chapel
Price: £22
Comics: Fatiha El-Ghorri, Javier Jarquin, Lucy Porter, Michelle Shaughnessy, Nabil Abdulrashid, Paul Foot, Pierre Novellie, Tom Deacon
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
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Date: Wed 2 Jul 2025
Venue: The Ship Fitzrovia
Price: £5 to reserve - pay what you can at the end
Plus: Hannah Byczkowski, Alex Kitson
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
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Date: Wed 16 Jul 2025
Venue: The Ship Fitzrovia
Price: £5 to reserve - pay what you can at the end
Plus: Matthew Ali
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Jessie Nixon, Steve Bugeja, Ted Hill
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Date: Wed 19 Nov 2025
Venue: The Ship Fitzrovia
Price: £5 to reserve - pay what you can at the end
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Thu 20 Nov 2025
Venue: Leicester Square Theatre
Price: £22
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Russell Peters: Relax World Tour
Date: Sat 17 May 2025
Venue: Ovo Arena Wembley
Price: £45.00 to £200.00
A Right Old Royal Variety Night
Date: Sat 17 May 2025
Venue: Theatre Royal Stratford East
Price: £23.50
Comics: Desiree Burch, Jeff Innocent
Plus: Kiell Smith-Bynoe, Tameka Empson, Amazi, Shar Cooterie, Alison Arnopp, the Queens, Lucius, Lovestuck: A New Comedy Musical
Ignacio Lopez: Señor Self-Destruct
Date: Sat 17 May 2025
Venue: Leicester Square Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Sat 17 May 2025
Venue: Noel Coward Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 14:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 17 May 2025
Venue: Duchess Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 14:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Meow Meow: It’s Come to This
Date: Sat 17 May 2025
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: From £23
Two shows: 3pm and 7pm
Show starts: 15:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Not So New Comedian of the Year 2025 - Semi Final
Date: Sat 17 May 2025
Venue: Museum Of Comedy
Price: £13.25
Show starts: 16:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 17 May 2025
Venue: Camden Comedy Club
Price: £8.50
Show starts: 18:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Camden Cabaret Club Eurovision special
Date: Sat 17 May 2025
Venue: The Corner Lock
Price: From £10 to £15
With Aletia Upstairs, Paquita De La Torres, Martin Besserman
Show starts: 18:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Carl Donnelly, Daliso Chaponda, Jo Caulfield, Mick Ferry
Date: Sat 17 May 2025
Venue: Comedy Store
Price: £24 (£18 concs)
Two shows: 6.30pm and 9.30pm
Show starts: 18:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Cockfosters
Date: Sat 17 May 2025
Venue: Southwark Playhouse Borough
Price: From £12 to £24
Comedy play set on a Tube train
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
A Stan Is Born!
Date: Sat 17 May 2025
Venue: Riverside Studios
Price: £12
Original musical comedy romp about the art and power of stanning. [Ultra-devoted fandom]
Show starts: 19:15 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Julio Torres: Color Theories
Date: Sat 17 May 2025
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: From £27
Show starts: 19:15 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Mark Watson: Before It Overtakes Us
Date: Sat 17 May 2025
Venue: Soho Theatre Walthamstow
Price: £24
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
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