Opening monolgue

Here's John Mulaney's opening monologue from Saturday Night Live last night.

On his second time hosting the comedy institution, he spoke about the folly of persuading his Jewish wife to become Catholic like him, New York police sirens and how 'doing cocaine will not make your ex girlfriend get back together with you but it will make her worry about you – which is the same thing.'

And he recalled how his wife encountered Woody Allen and Soon-Yi Previn in Manhattan – when she pushing their dog in a stroller.

Published: 3 Mar 2019