Stand-up comedy listings. These line-ups are as accurate as we can make them, but things change, and it may be worth checking before you travel.
Scott Bennett: Blood Sugar Baby
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Date: Fri 16 May 2025
Venue: Darwen Library Theatre
Price: £19.50
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Fri 5 Sep 2025
Venue: Lancaster Grand Theatre
Price: £20
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Fri 12 Sep 2025
Venue: Chorley Theatre
Price: £20
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Fri 17 Oct 2025
Venue: Kendal Brewery Arts Centre
Price: £23
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Sat 18 Oct 2025
Venue: Darwen Library Theatre
Price: £21.50
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Sat 21 Feb 2026
Venue: Salford Lowry
Price: £24.50
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Horatio Gould: Return of the Space Cowboy
Date: Fri 9 May 2025
Venue: Salford Lowry
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 9 May 2025
Venue: Runcorn The Brindley
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 9 May 2025
Venue: Salford Lowry
Price: £30.00 to £37.50
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 9 May 2025
Venue: Poynton Workmens Club
Price: £13.50
Manford's Comedy Club. Plus: Pete Selwood, Lucas Jefcoate
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Horatio Gould: Return of the Space Cowboy
Date: Sat 10 May 2025
Venue: Liverpool Hot Water Comedy Club
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
James Barr: Sorry I Hurt Your Son (Said My Ex to My Mum)
Date: Sat 10 May 2025
Venue: Manchester 53two
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Zakir Khan
Date: Sat 10 May 2025
Venue: Salford Lowry
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 10 May 2025
Venue: Manchester Contact Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Mark Steel: The Leopard In My House
Date: Sat 10 May 2025
Venue: Crewe Lyceum Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Adam Staunton, Chris Washington, Kate Smurthwaite
Date: Sat 10 May 2025
Venue: Chorley Theatre
Price: £13.50
Manford's Comedy Club. Plus: Ariel Hebditch
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Ignacio Lopez: Señor Self-Destruct
Date: Sun 11 May 2025
Venue: Lancaster Grand Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Sun 11 May 2025
Venue: Manchester Frog And Bucket
Price: £12
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 11 May 2025
Venue: Warrington Parr Hall and Pyramid
Price: £24.50
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Mon 12 May 2025
Venue: Crewe Lyceum Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Tue 13 May 2025
Venue: Crewe Lyceum Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Tue 13 May 2025
Venue: Liverpool Hangar34
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
XS Malarkey
Date: Tue 13 May 2025
Venue: Manchester 53two
Price: £3.30 to £6.60
Comics: Elaine Robertson, Tadiwa Mahlunge, Toby Hadoke
Plus: Jacob Kohn
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 14 May 2025
Venue: Crewe Lyceum Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 15 May 2025
Venue: Crewe Lyceum Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Rob Copland: Gimme (One With Everything)
Date: Thu 15 May 2025
Venue: Manchester Fairfield Social Club
Price: £17.60 (£16.50 concs)
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
CroppaChoppa's Slumber Party
Date: Thu 15 May 2025
Venue: Manchester Grub
Price: £10
Stand-Up and sleepover games for 'girls, gays, theys, & emotionally intelligent men' with Charlotte Cropper, Mel Owen, Alfie Carter, Alex Redman, Beth Moore
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Sophie McCartney: One Foot In The Rave
Date: Thu 15 May 2025
Venue: Salford Lowry
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Josh Jones, Morgan Rees, Sarah-Louise Young
Date: Fri 16 May 2025
Venue: Manchester Fairfield Social Club
Price: £16.75
Plus: Beth Moore, Faizan Shah
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Nabil Abdulrashid: Urban Battuta
Date: Fri 16 May 2025
Venue: Chester Storyhouse
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
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