Sarah Millican is back on tour with a Bobby Dazzler of a new stand-up show.
In this, her sixth international tour, you'll learn about what happens when your mouth seals shut, how to throw poo over a wall, trying to lose weight but only losing the tip of your finger, a surprisingly funny smear test, and how truly awful a floatation tank can actually be.
Sarah has spent the last year writing jokes and growing her backside. She can't wait to get back on the road and make you laugh.
Upcoming Dates
Date: Sat 1 May 2021
Venue: Milton Keynes Stables
Price: £29
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 2 May 2021
Venue: Oxford Playhouse
Price: £29
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 5 May 2021
Venue: Dunstable Grove Theatre
Price: £30
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 6 May 2021
Venue: Stockton-On-Tees Georgian Theatre
Price: £29
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 7 May 2021
Venue: Durham Gala Theatre
Price: £29
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 9 May 2021
Venue: Malvern Theatres
Price: £31
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 13 May 2021
Venue: Crewe Lyceum Theatre
Price: £30.50
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Tue 18 May 2021
Venue: Telford The Place
Price: £30.50
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 19 May 2021
Venue: Corby Core
Price: £30
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 20 May 2021
Venue: Corby Core
Price: £30
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 21 May 2021
Venue: Stevenage Gordon Craig Theatre and Concert Hall
Price: £31
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 2 Jun 2021
Venue: Lancaster The Dukes
Price: £30
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 3 Jun 2021
Venue: Carlisle Sands Centre
Price: £29
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 4 Jun 2021
Venue: Carlisle Sands Centre
Price: £29
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 5 Jun 2021
Venue: Stockport Plaza Theatre
Price: £29
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 6 Jun 2021
Venue: Buxton Opera House
Price: £30
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 11 Jun 2021
Venue: Newcastle Tyne Theatre & Opera House
Price: £29.50
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 12 Jun 2021
Venue: Newcastle Tyne Theatre & Opera House
Price: £29.50
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 13 Jun 2021
Venue: Newcastle Tyne Theatre & Opera House
Price: £29.50
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 16 Jun 2021
Venue: Brighton Dome
Price: £31
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 17 Jun 2021
Venue: Brighton Dome
Price: £31
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 18 Jun 2021
Venue: Dartford Orchard Theatre
Price: £29.50
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 20 Jun 2021
Venue: Canterbury Marlowe Theatre
Price: Call for prices
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 25 Jun 2021
Venue: Derry Millennium Forum
Price: £30.50
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 26 Jun 2021
Venue: Belfast Waterfront Hall
Price: £27.50
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 1 Jul 2021
Venue: Redruth Regal Theatre
Price: £30
Show starts: 21:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 1 Jul 2021
Venue: Redruth Regal Theatre
Price: £30
Show starts: 18:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 3 Jul 2021
Venue: Plymouth Pavilions
Price: £29
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 4 Jul 2021
Venue: Exeter University Great Hall
Price: £29
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 9 Jul 2021
Venue: Bournemouth Pavilion Theatre
Price: £30.35
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 10 Jul 2021
Venue: Bournemouth Pavilion Theatre
Price: £30.35
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 11 Jul 2021
Venue: Leeds Grand Theatre & Opera House
Price: £30
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Mon 12 Jul 2021
Venue: Leeds Grand Theatre & Opera House
Price: £30
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 15 Jul 2021
Venue: St Helens Theatre Royal
Price: £29
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 16 Jul 2021
Venue: Scunthorpe Baths Hall
Price: Call for prices
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 17 Jul 2021
Venue: Scunthorpe Baths Hall
Price: Call for prices
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 18 Jul 2021
Venue: Scunthorpe Baths Hall
Price: Call for prices
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 23 Jul 2021
Venue: Worthing Assembly Hall
Price: £30.50
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 24 Jul 2021
Venue: Shanklin Theatre
Price: £30
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 25 Jul 2021
Venue: Southampton Mayflower
Price: £30.50
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 29 Jul 2021
Venue: Whitley Bay Playhouse
Price: Call for prices
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 30 Jul 2021
Venue: Whitley Bay Playhouse
Price: Call for prices
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 31 Jul 2021
Venue: Newtown Theatr Hafren
Price: £31
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 4 Aug 2021
Venue: Weston-super-Mare Playhouse
Price: £29
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 5 Aug 2021
Venue: Hastings White Rock Theatre
Price: £30.50
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 6 Aug 2021
Venue: Cheltenham Town Hall
Price: £31
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 11 Aug 2021
Venue: Barrow-in-Furness The Forum
Price: £29
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 13 Aug 2021
Venue: Huddersfield Town Hall
Price: £29
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 14 Aug 2021
Venue: Isle Of Man Gaiety Theatre and Villa Marina
Price: £29
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 15 Aug 2021
Venue: Doncaster Dome
Price: £29
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 20 Aug 2021
Venue: Great Yarmouth Britannia Pier
Price: £30
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 21 Aug 2021
Venue: Grimsby Auditorium
Price: £30
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 22 Aug 2021
Venue: Bridlington Spa Theatre and Royal Hall
Price: £29
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 25 Aug 2021
Venue: High Wycombe Swan
Price: £30.50
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 26 Aug 2021
Venue: Guildford G Live
Price: £30.50
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 27 Aug 2021
Venue: Guildford G Live
Price: £30.50
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 1 Sep 2021
Venue: Skegness Embassy
Price: £31.50
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 29 Sep 2021
Venue: South Shields Customs House
Price: £30
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 30 Sep 2021
Venue: South Shields Customs House
Price: £30
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 1 Oct 2021
Venue: Middlesbrough Town Hall
Price: £29
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 2 Oct 2021
Venue: Middlesbrough Town Hall
Price: £29
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 8 Oct 2021
Venue: Dublin Olympia Theatre
Price: Call for prices
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 9 Oct 2021
Venue: Dublin Olympia Theatre
Price: €30.00 to €33.50
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 10 Oct 2021
Venue: Dublin Olympia Theatre
Price: Call for prices
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 14 Oct 2021
Venue: Cork Opera House
Price: Call for prices
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 15 Oct 2021
Venue: Cork Opera House
Price: Call for prices
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 16 Oct 2021
Venue: Drogheda TLT
Price: Call for prices
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 17 Oct 2021
Venue: Limerick Radisson Blu
Price: Call for prices
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 21 Oct 2021
Venue: Coventry Warwick Arts Centre
Price: Call for prices
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 22 Oct 2021
Venue: Coventry Warwick Arts Centre
Price: Call for prices
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 27 Oct 2021
Venue: Lincoln Engine Shed
Price: £29
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 28 Oct 2021
Venue: Chester Storyhouse
Price: £30.50
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 29 Oct 2021
Venue: Derby Arena
Price: £29
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 30 Oct 2021
Venue: Chester Storyhouse
Price: £30.50
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 31 Oct 2021
Venue: Lincoln Engine Shed
Price: £29
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 4 Nov 2021
Venue: Colchester Charter Hall
Price: £30.50
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 5 Nov 2021
Venue: Stafford Gatehouse Theatre and Met Studio
Price: Call for prices
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 6 Nov 2021
Venue: Llandudno Venue Cymru
Price: £29.50
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 10 Nov 2021
Venue: Shrewsbury Theatre Severn
Price: £31
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 11 Nov 2021
Venue: Northampton Royal & Derngate
Price: £31
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 12 Nov 2021
Venue: York Barbican Centre
Price: Call for prices
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 13 Nov 2021
Venue: York Barbican Centre
Price: Call for prices
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 14 Nov 2021
Venue: York Barbican Centre
Price: £0.00 to £27.50
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 17 Nov 2021
Venue: Porthcawl Grand Pavilion
Price: £30
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 18 Nov 2021
Venue: Northampton Royal & Derngate
Price: £31
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 19 Nov 2021
Venue: Eventim Apollo
Price: £30.75
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 20 Nov 2021
Venue: Eventim Apollo
Price: £30.75
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 25 Nov 2021
Venue: Basingstoke Anvil
Price: £29
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 26 Nov 2021
Venue: Basingstoke Anvil
Price: £29
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 27 Nov 2021
Venue: Portsmouth Guildhall
Price: Call for prices
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 28 Nov 2021
Venue: Portsmouth Guildhall
Price: £27.50
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 2 Dec 2021
Venue: Bradford St George's Hall
Price: £31
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 3 Dec 2021
Venue: Warrington Parr Hall and Pyramid
Price: £30
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 4 Dec 2021
Venue: Warrington Parr Hall and Pyramid
Price: £30
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 10 Dec 2021
Venue: Cambridge Corn Exchange
Price: £29
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 11 Dec 2021
Venue: Cambridge Corn Exchange
Price: £29
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 15 Dec 2021
Venue: Port Talbot Princess Royal Theatre
Price: £31.50
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 16 Dec 2021
Venue: Port Talbot Princess Royal Theatre
Price: £31.50
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 17 Dec 2021
Venue: Carmarthen Lyric
Price: £29
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 12 Mar 2022
Venue: Bristol Redgrave Theatre
Price: £29
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 12 Mar 2022
Venue: Bristol Redgrave Theatre
Price: £29
Show starts: 16:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 17 Mar 2022
Venue: Dundee Caird Hall
Price: £29
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 18 Mar 2022
Venue: Aberdeen Music Hall
Price: £30.50
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 19 Mar 2022
Venue: Aberdeen Music Hall
Price: £30.50
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 24 Mar 2022
Venue: Nottingham Royal Concert Hall and Theatre Royal
Price: £30.50
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 25 Mar 2022
Venue: Nottingham Royal Concert Hall and Theatre Royal
Price: £30.50
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 26 Mar 2022
Venue: Hull Bonus Arena
Price: Call for prices
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 26 Mar 2022
Venue: Hull Bonus Arena
Price: Call for prices
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 31 Mar 2022
Venue: Southend Cliffs Pavilion
Price: Call for prices
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 2 Apr 2022
Venue: Peterborough The Cresset
Price: £30
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 6 Apr 2022
Venue: Bath Forum
Price: £29
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 7 Apr 2022
Venue: Bath Forum
Price: £29
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 27 May 2022
Venue: Blackburn King George's Hall
Price: £29
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 28 May 2022
Venue: Blackpool Opera House
Price: Call for prices
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 8 Jun 2022
Venue: Crawley The Hawth
Price: £29
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 24 Jun 2022
Venue: Manchester Apollo
Price: Call for prices
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 25 Jun 2022
Venue: Manchester Apollo
Price: Call for prices
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 1 Jul 2022
Venue: Dunfermline Alhambra
Price: Call for prices
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 2 Jul 2022
Venue: Edinburgh Festival Theatre
Price: £30.50
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 3 Jul 2022
Venue: Edinburgh Festival Theatre
Price: £30.50
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 8 Jul 2022
Venue: Reading Hexagon
Price: £29
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 9 Jul 2022
Venue: Reading Hexagon
Price: £29
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 10 Jul 2022
Venue: Weymouth Pavilion
Price: £31
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 14 Jul 2022
Venue: Scarborough Spa Complex
Price: Call for prices
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 15 Jul 2022
Venue: Wrexham William Aston Hall
Price: £29
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 16 Jul 2022
Venue: Liverpool M&S Arena and Auditorium
Price: £30.30
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 17 Jul 2022
Venue: Liverpool M&S Arena and Auditorium
Price: £30.30
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 21 Jul 2022
Venue: Swansea Grand Theatre
Price: £31
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 22 Jul 2022
Venue: Swansea Grand Theatre
Price: £31
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 23 Jul 2022
Venue: Cardiff St David's Hall
Price: £29
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 24 Jul 2022
Venue: Cardiff St David's Hall
Price: £29
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 29 Jul 2022
Venue: Wolverhampton Grand Theatre
Price: £29
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 30 Jul 2022
Venue: Wolverhampton Grand Theatre
Price: £29
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 4 Aug 2022
Venue: Birmingham Symphony Hall
Price: £29
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 5 Aug 2022
Venue: Birmingham Symphony Hall
Price: £29
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 1 Sep 2022
Venue: Perth Concert Hall & Theatre
Price: £30
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 2 Sep 2022
Venue: Glasgow SEC Armadillo
Price: Call for prices
Show starts: 18:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 3 Sep 2022
Venue: Glasgow SEC Armadillo
Price: Call for prices
Show starts: 18:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 8 Sep 2022
Venue: Halifax Victoria Theatre
Price: £30.75
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 9 Sep 2022
Venue: Leicester De Montfort Hall
Price: £29
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 10 Sep 2022
Venue: Leicester De Montfort Hall
Price: £29
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 10 Sep 2022
Venue: Leicester De Montfort Hall
Price: £29
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 16 Sep 2022
Venue: Ipswich Regent
Price: £29
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 17 Sep 2022
Venue: Ipswich Regent
Price: £29
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 18 Sep 2022
Venue: Margate Winter Gardens
Price: £29
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 22 Sep 2022
Venue: St Albans Alban Arena
Price: £29
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 23 Sep 2022
Venue: St Albans Alban Arena
Price: £29
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 24 Sep 2022
Venue: Harrogate Royal Hall
Price: £31
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 5 Oct 2022
Venue: Sheffield City Hall
Price: Call for prices
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 6 Oct 2022
Venue: Sheffield City Hall
Price: Call for prices
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
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