John Kearns: The Varnishing Days

John Kearns: The Varnishing Days

Show type: Tour

Starring: John Kearns

The Varnishing Days is the heart-stopping, glasses-dropping, hard-rocking, wig-shaking, levothyroxine-taking, knee-knocking, boot-licking, justifying, teeth rattling, digressing new show from stand-up comedian to the stars John Kearns. Go silent as I walk on! Acknowledge when something funny happens! Leave discussing dinner plans! Others will be implicated. Points will be circled and missed. Hell, it’s a man trying his best! When I visit your town, dogs will start barking, as will clergy. Your microwave will go haywire. The lights in your vestibule will flicker and the Bank of England will nervously look at interest rates. On the day I write this, the pound has hit an all-time low against the dollar. Mark my words. This show will break that record again and again and again.

Upcoming Dates

Date: Sat 2 Mar 2024
Venue: Glasgow Oran Mor
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)

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Date: Fri 15 Mar 2024
Venue: Royal Court Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 21:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)

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Date: Thu 13 Jun 2024
Venue: Salford Lowry
Price: £20.00
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)

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