Andy Parsons: Healing The Nation

Andy Parsons: Healing The Nation

Show type: Tour

Starring: Andy Parsons

'It was 24th June 2016 and I found myself contemplating a supermarket meal deal. I only wanted a sandwich and I only needed a sandwich but given that I could get a snack and a drink for only 5p more it seemed financially irresponsible not to. I had spent so long pondering the EU Referendum result from the day before that I was now in a massive rush. The lad on the till scanned the first two items no problem but the third item he couldn’t get to scan at all. I thought this is going to be a nightmare – there was a queue building up and he looked like he was going to call the supervisor. Then to his credit, he tried to scan it one more time, it wouldn’t scan – so he went ‘bip’ himself and chucked it through. And it was at that moment I thought ‘oh we’ll be alright as a country we will’. And we will be alright. Trust me. I’m not a politician.'

Upcoming Dates

Date: Fri 18 Oct 2019
Venue: Pontardawe Arts Centre
Price: £16.50
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)

Date: Thu 24 Oct 2019
Venue: Southend Palace Theatre
Price: £19
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)

Date: Fri 1 Nov 2019
Venue: Swindon Wyvern Theatre
Price: £19
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)

Date: Sun 10 Nov 2019
Venue: Bristol Old Vic
Price: £16
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)

Date: Fri 15 Nov 2019
Venue: Launceston Town Hall
Price: £15
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)

Date: Sun 17 Nov 2019
Venue: Paignton Palace Theatre
Price: £15
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)

Date: Tue 19 Nov 2019
Venue: Milton Keynes Stables
Price: £15
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)

Date: Fri 29 Nov 2019
Venue: Stamford Corn Exchange
Price: £16
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)

Date: Thu 5 Dec 2019
Venue: Northallerton The Forum
Price: £15
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)

Date: Wed 26 Feb 2020
Venue: Norwich Playhouse
Price: £15
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)

Date: Fri 13 Mar 2020
Venue: Ashford Revelation
Price: Call for prices
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)

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