MC Hammersmith: Hippity Hoppity Get Off My Property
Show type: Edinburgh Fringe 2025
Starring: MC Hammersmith
MC Hammersmith is the world's leading freestyle rapper to emerge from the ghetto of middle-class West London. He presents an hour of improvised comedy raps based on your suggestions. Featuring brand-new routines for 2025! You'll leave astounded at the speed of his brain, the spontaneity of his punchlines, and the stability of his upbringing. Jaw-dropping, hilarious, utterly unbelievable. 'Stomach-achingly funny raps' ***** (EdFringeReview.com). 'An improvised hip-hop masterpiece' ***** (VoiceMag.uk). Tour support for Jason Manford. 200 million views online. As heard on BBC Radio 4, as seen on Beta Squad.
Upcoming Dates
Date: Sat 14 Mar 2026
Venue: Glasgow Stand
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 15 Mar 2026
Venue: Sheffield The Foundry
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 15 Mar 2026
Venue: Sheffield The Foundry
Show starts: 18:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Mon 16 Mar 2026
Venue: Liverpool The Slaughter House
Price: £17.50
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 21 Mar 2026
Venue: Glasgow Stand
Show starts: 15:20 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 22 Mar 2026
Venue: Glasgow Stand
Show starts: 16:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 26 Mar 2026
Venue: Newcastle Stand
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 1 Apr 2026
Venue: Nottingham Arts Theatre
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 2 Apr 2026
Venue: Brighton Ironworks
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 3 Apr 2026
Venue: Leicester Square Theatre
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 4 Apr 2026
Venue: Swindon Arts Centre
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 9 Apr 2026
Venue: Edinburgh Monkey Barrel
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Tue 21 Apr 2026
Venue: Cardiff Glee Club
Show starts: 19:15 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 22 Apr 2026
Venue: Swansea Grand Theatre
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 23 Apr 2026
Venue: Gloucester Guildhall
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 24 Apr 2026
Venue: Bristol Hen and Chicken
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 25 Apr 2026
Venue: Bedford Quarry Theatre
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 26 Apr 2026
Venue: Peterborough The Cresset
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 29 Apr 2026
Venue: Liverpool The Slaughter House
Price: £17.50
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 30 Apr 2026
Venue: Birmingham Glee Club
Show starts: 19:45 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 1 May 2026
Venue: Stockton-on-Tees Arc
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 2 May 2026
Venue: Newcastle Stand
Show starts: 16:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 3 May 2026
Venue: Salford Lowry
Show starts: 15:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 7 May 2026
Venue: Aylesbury Waterside Theatre
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 8 May 2026
Venue: Southampton The Attic
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 9 May 2026
Venue: Northampton Royal & Derngate
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 10 May 2026
Venue: Newcastle Stand
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Tue 19 May 2026
Venue: Newcastle Stand
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 22 May 2026
Venue: Aberdeen Lemon Tree
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Mon 25 May 2026
Venue: Cambridge Junction
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 28 May 2026
Venue: Folkestone Quarterhouse
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 30 May 2026
Venue: Guildford G Live
Show starts: 17:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Tue 2 Jun 2026
Venue: Bristol Hen and Chicken
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 3 Jun 2026
Venue: Leeds The Wardrobe
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 4 Jun 2026
Venue: Leeds The Wardrobe
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)