Been thinking of getting a Peloton, how good are they?

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Adding VAT to private school fees is going to hurt some of the poorest rich people in the country.
— Alasdair Beckett-King (@MisterABK) September 29, 2023

"I got thrown off the fancy-dress tour of Henry VIII's house for not keeping up."
"Oh? Were you ambling?"
"No, I went as Jane Seymour."
— GlennyRodge (@GlennyRodge) September 23, 2023

Matt Le Tissier is about to claim the Sycamore Gap tree was vaccinated.
— Mark Nelson (@marknelsoncomic) September 29, 2023

Been thinking of getting a Peloton, how good are they? Like how much washing can you actually store on top of one?
— Josh Pugh (@JoshPughComic) September 27, 2023

mcdonalds needs to do a McBeth burger and itshould have beef, lamb and turkey in it and the advertising tagline should be "when shall we three meat again"
— mutable joe (@mutablejoe) September 27, 2023

My other half came home early and caught me in bed with an optical illusion. I told her it’s not what it looks like.
— Olaf Falafel (@OFalafel) September 23, 2023

When you land at Heathrow now you have to dance round a maypole. I HATE going through customs
— Sanjeev Kohli (@govindajeggy) September 26, 2023

My housemates are convinced our house is haunted. I’ve lived here for 274 years and not noticed anything strange.
— Doc (@DocAtCDI) September 25, 2023

I'm no expert, but would it have been quicker for Noah to escape the flood in a straight line, rather than a huge arc?
— Gareth George - Groan Man (@groanman2020) September 29, 2023