One good thing about Matt Hancock going into I'm A Celeb...
Tweets of the week
At least ITV are willing to give us a chance to vote out a Conservative.
— Ed Morrish (@edmorrish) November 1, 2022
I can't decide how to disguise the embarrassing tattoo on the back of my neck.
— Olaf Falafel (@OFalafel) November 4, 2022
Might have to mullet over.
People keep telling me I'm too clumsy to open a glue and rifle shop but I'm sticking to my guns.
— GlennyRodge (@GlennyRodge) November 1, 2022
hey i'm looking for a new job, i was just fired from the websites factory. i was the guy who designed it so that when you're filling in a text box, the enter key either means 'new line' or 'send' and you have to infer which one it is based on vibes
— es (@cirkelnio) November 3, 2022
With people glueing themselves to paintings it really is getting harder to separate the art from the artist
— William Stone (@itswilliamstone) November 1, 2022
My Doctor says I have xenophobia. I bet I caught it off some fucking foreigner.
— Ian Power (@IHPower) October 31, 2022
People complain that I contradict myself. Well I'm sorry, but I make absolutely no apologies for that.
— Paul Eggleston (@pauleggleston) November 4, 2022
Why is no one ever the right amount of whelmed?
— Doc (@DocAtCDI) November 4, 2022
Published: 5 Nov 2022