Why did they call it Bullseye..?

Tweets of the week

dune part 2 is just 2 hours of rinsing the sand out of their underwear
— Alex Friedman (@kosherhotdogz) October 27, 2021

"Make the cartoon me more life-like - the plastic skin and dead eyes make it spooky"
"Sir, that's a mirror" pic.twitter.com/QkrvvEx8NB
— Andy Ryan (@ItsAndyRyan) October 29, 2021

My wife gave me an obstacle course for my birthday and I still haven’t got over it.
— Gary Delaney is on tour now (@GaryDelaney) October 27, 2021

"God please send me a sign"

God: pic.twitter.com/yfTLM1169j
— shesdeadsoosan (@shesdeadsoosan) October 29, 2021

If a tree falls in a forest and nobody hears it, maybe the tree needs to unmute.
— paul bassett davies (@thewritertype) October 23, 2021

Why the hell did they call it ‘Bullseye’ when they could have called it ‘Bowen Arrows’?
— Skillsmcgill (@skillsmcgill) October 22, 2021

. @sainsburys when it says on my potatoes ‘store in a cool, dark place’ do you mean like a bar or a jazz club?
— Laura Claxton (@fairycakes) October 28, 2021

Just found out I failed my anatomy exam. I'm not happy but I guess I'll just have to take it on the sticky out bit below my speak hole.
— GlennyRodge (@GlennyRodge) October 29, 2021